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[Script Offer] [M4F] Give It Here [BFE] [Petty Argument] [What Are You Hiding] [Domestic Bliss] [Pipsqueak] [Shortcake] [Please don't shut me out] [You still mad at me?] [I missed you] [Slice of Life] [Goofy] [Silly] [Pouty] [Needy] [Wholesome] [Sweetness Overload] [Tender] [SFW]
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Dvaledrik_Returns is a male looking for a female in SFW
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This script is copyrighted by and is the intellectual property of Dvaledrik aka Dvaledrik_Returns. Permission is granted to record an audio version of this script and post it to the audio community here on reddit only, and only when properly crediting me, the author. If you wish to use this script beyond here, please see what I pinned in my subreddit r/DeathlyCoven, it should cover everything you need to know.

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Give It Here

Written by /u/Dvaledrik_Returns intended as Script Offer for /r/PillowTalkAudio for anyone to voice act if they wish.

Feel free to use any cutesy pet names, make any changes to suit your locality and improvise if you wish! All characters depicted are fictional and 18 and actions (including implied) taken place are between consenting adults.

SFX are encouraged but not mandatory, things in asterisks are to aid the emotions.

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[Script Offer] [M4F] Give It Here [BFE] [Petty Argument] [What Are You Hiding] [Domestic Bliss] [Pipsqueak] [Shortcake] [Please don't shut me out] [You still mad at me?] [I missed you] [Slice of Life] [Goofy] [Silly] [Pouty] [Needy] [Wholesome] [Sweetness Overload] [Tender] [SFW]

Synopsis: You had a petty argument with your girlfriend and she's hiding something from you.

Extra notes: If you have trouble with pacing, just envision that you're waiting for the listener's reply and add that to the response time.

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*tentatively asking 'cause you had an argument and you're not sure if she's still mad*

*walks in the kitchen*

Pipsqueak?

Why are you standing in front of the sink?

s'just, you've been in the kitchen for quite a while now.

Are you sure nothing's wrong?

Fine~

*pouty*

Can I get a cuddle?

*whiny tone*

Later?

Hmmf.

Fine I'll just, retreat back to my office then.

Are you sure you're OK? For real?

OK I'm just saying.

*sigh*

*walks away*

*walks back*

What?

Just wanted to grab something.

Shortcake?

What you got there? Behind you.

Come on~

I know you're hiding a jar of baby beets.

Give it here.

Oh it's so hot at the top.

Babe were you running it under the faucet?

You're still mad at me huh?

Is that why you didn't ask for help?

Hmf.

Right let's see.

*jar open sfx*

See?

And you had to go through all that effort.

What?

*dramatic AF gasp*

I am more than just a human jar opener thanks a bunch!

Hmf!

*pouty*

Bet a jar opener would get more respect than I would.

*whiny*

I need my cuddles nowwwwww, or I'm gonna meeelt.

*Wizard of Oz movie reference*

I'm melting.

I'M MELTING.

Shortcake Imma become one with the flooor, if you won't cuddle me now you'll have to mop me up later, and we both know how much you hate mopping.

Oof.

Gotcha.

Can't get away from me now.

Just give up, you know I'm stronger than you.

*satisfied sigh*

Mmm I've been missing this all morning.

For real though, you know that you can still come to me right?

Not just for jars, anything.

We'll be out of hot water for the month if you kept going!

Hey no wriggling!

Mmmf resistance is futile!

*sigh, breathing in her shampoo*

Look, I know you're not ready to talk yet,

and I'm not gonna ignore it,

just, please don't shut me out like that, ever.

It's not just the cuddles you know.

I don't want you to feel like you have to seal yourself off from me.

All over a disagreement.

I know it means a lot to you, that thing we talked about last night.

I just, never thought that it'd upset you that much.

I'll be here for you when you feel ready.

Until that time, please just stay in my arms for a while.

I missed you.

Not being able to cuddle you all morning really messed with me.

Oh?

Aww baby you missed me too?

At least we're here in this moment right now.

Shortcake?

What were you doing with those baby beets anyway?

Borcht?

Is that why you left so early this morning?

No wonder I didn't see you when I woke up.

What else did you get?

Uh huh.

Oooh that's gonna take quite a while to make, if you're gonna make it good.

Can I help you with it?

All right what do you want to do? Do you want to do the vegetables or the meat?

We're gonna need the biggest stock pot love, it's at the very back.

No no no, stand back, you're too short to reach the top cabinet.

Pipsqueak.

That's what I'm here for.

Don't you ever forget that!

*peck*

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