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This script is copyrighted by and is the intellectual property of Dvaledrik aka Dvaledrik_Returns. Permission is granted to record an audio version of this script and post it to the audio community here on reddit only, and only when properly crediting me, the author. If you wish to use this script beyond here, please see what I pinned in my subreddit r/DeathlyCoven, it should cover everything you need to know.

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Primordial Pouch

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Written by /u/Dvaledrik_Returns intended as Script Offer for /r/PillowTalkAudio for anyone to voice act if they wish.

Feel free to use any cutesy pet names, make any changes to suit your locality and improvise if you wish! All characters depicted are fictional and 18 and actions (including implied) taken place are between consenting adults.

SFX are encouraged but not mandatory, things in asterisks are to aid the emotions.

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Helpful tags!

[Script Offer] [M4F] Primordial Pouch [BFE] [Panda] [Cat] [Petal] [Pipsqueak] [Jellybean] [Chin Up] [Gentle but Firm] [Supportive] [Possessive] [Body Appreciation] [Body Positive] [Wholesome] [Sweetness Overload] [Tender] [Only I Get To Tease You] [SFW]

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Synopsis: Your possessiveness comes out when your girlfriend feels the most insecure, plus you shine a light on cat trivia!

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Extra notes: Look up photos of cats with primordial pouches, they are ADORABLE!

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Extra extra notes: If you have trouble with pacing, just envision that you're waiting for the listener's reply and add that to the response time.

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Hey~ how's my little jellybean?

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Shortcake?

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There you are!

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Are you watching videos of baby pandas again?

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Aww.

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What are they doing this time?

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Oh so this is how they carry them around?

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From behind and underneath their armpits so they don't get scratched!

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I should do that to you too, more efficient!

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*chuckle*

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How are you feeling?

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Did you eat today?

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Hmm?

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That sounds delicious hon, more creative than the sandwich I had today!

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Do you think we can have pasta for dinner tonight?

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I know you've been craving them, but I wasn't sure what to make.

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No?

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Why not?

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Babe, it's recommended to have a cheat meal on a set day so you don't burn out.

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Besides, you know you love my secret pesto recipe!

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I make it all nice and old school with pestle and mortar.

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Is that why they call it pesto?

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Hmm, you never know.

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What?

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You want salad AGAIN?

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It's the weekend, are you sure that's what you really want?

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*stern voice*

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Petal?

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Is there something you're not telling me?

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Come on, look at me.

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Chin up.

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Nooo don't hide your face in my chest!

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*grumbles*

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*head scritches SFX*

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So who was it this time?

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Come on pipsqueak, I gotta know.

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If you don't tell me I'll squeeze it out of you, one way or the other.

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*gf tells you*

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Well.

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I know you love them, but that is disgusting.

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Petal, it's a reflection of themselves and it has nothing to do with you.

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They're just envious at how far you've come.

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It's true.

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I'm not just talking about how you look babe, but how you feel.

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Don't you feel more energetic now?

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You don't have mid afternoon crashes anymore, and you've been sleeping better too!

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You wake up with a purpose everyday, you've been consistent about it since day one.

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And them?

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What have they ever done?

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All they ever do is complain and judge everyone but themselves, acting like they're the ones who invented gravity!

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If anything, I'd say they hating 'cause they ain't you!

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You know I don't hold back when it comes to my pipsqueak!

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ONLY I get to pick on you, no one else!

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You're mine to tease!

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*peck*

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So petal, what else did they say?

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Hmm?

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Hmmm...

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Is that why you feel you should have salad again?

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Oh shortcake...

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There's nothing wrong with having a tum.

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That's one of my favorite parts of you.

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It's true.

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It reminds me of those primordial pouches that cats have.

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Don't you know?

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Almost all cats have them, from tigers and cougars, to the moggie down the road!

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No no no don't try to struggle out of my grasp!

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Come here!

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Mmmf!

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It's an evolutionary trait, an extra layer to protect the internal organs in case your opponent attacks your tum tum.

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Like THIS!

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Ahahaha!

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See?

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It serves a purpose!

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*sighs lovingly*

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Pipsqueak, they see you as a threat because you're ever so close to achieving things that are outside their competence.

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Promise me you tell me whatever upsets you, don't hide it from me, I NEED to know.

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*peck*

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So, what do you REALLY want for dinner?