Was doing my regular morning routine along with the family usual Monday chores of preparing breakfast for the boys, etc. Went in the bathroom to brush my teeth (yeah I tend to do that at least 3 times a day). Then used mouthwash as usual (each morning and evening).

That's when why wife got in and said : "you know that you are doing it for nothing?". I stopped for a split second, not knowing what she was up to. She then pursued :"you never have bad breath, you are losing your time. Stop doing that."

I was flabbergasted! I said that maybe I do not have bad breath BECAUSE i brush my teeth and use mouthwash! She shot me down for being clean! Of course I'm losing my time! Last time we kissed was 2 years ago! Was not quick enough to answer that though.

I also shower at least once a day, trim armpits, exfoliate and shave my balls and all 2 or 3 times a week, use men's care product to smell good and be smooth everywhere. But that she do not know. Otherwise she would have said : "stop pampering your groin, you smell too good down under".

WTF! Sooooooooo pisssed off! About to leave and find a woman who will be so happy with my scent that she will steal my shirt and underwear to have it with her all day. Grrrrrr