“Positive progress” is a very generous term for what this solution is. Anyway here we go for those who ran out of resorts.

Have you tried being TIRED AS SHIT? I’m talking gym everyday, sleep 4-5hrs, run around with your kids, work your ass off, stare at the sun, mow the grass, mow the neighbor’s grass, you get the point.

We’ve all heard this before: I’m too tired for sex. Turns out your LL partners are onto something—it’s hard to maintain any appetite for sex when you can barely keep your eyes open. If you can’t beat em, join em!

I know it’s a lesser of two evils situation. It’s fucking hard to even Zzzzz Zzzz type this. Might not be safe to drive a vehicle. But it works. Kinda.