“Gabi has a broken leg” — quit whining and kill Clyde (you’re a DiMera, act like it)

“Gabi has a broken leg” — quit whining and have Stefan kill Clyde (you’re a Vitali, act like it)

Newbigail and ACE in the square. That girl could’ve had so much fun in that moment. Seriously. They’ve all done her bad. Even the comaboy. (Alex, Chad, Everett) — who else is left for Steph to cross off the list?

simply NOT enjoying Theresa. BIG MISTAKE because I tried. Jen Lilley’s acting and characterization can’t be replaced. She’s just one of those actresses. “Take me off your list or I’m gonna report you!!!!!” along with “Oh, Constantine (more like Constant-ly-overacting) why are you calling me with your bad fake accent? Are you in the mansion’s living room for privacy? What? Me? No, I’m outside the pub talking very loudly into the cell phone like an old woman.” Oofta.

Seriously? Fboi Brady Black? Seriously? You’ve loved every one? Your ass was overplayed by 2007 and DOOL actually had to pair you with a violent, mentally ill, murderous psychopath just for your weird “best sex ever” satisfaction? Tate is turning out SURPRISINGLY WELL. And that’s actually an understatement.

Isn’t Abe dead yet? It’s clear that they’re going to pair Paulina with a younger man and Abe has outlived his usefulness if he ever really had one. He should die. Have a tearful farewell and bring back 4 or 5 old school actors over three months to say goodbye. Bring back Alexandra (If you’re upset, we can kill a couple of people and find out that Abe had a twin who was the murderer and he can come back but not as a walking ad for Xanax).

Eric Brady is boring and HE SHOULD BE POSSESSED.

Okay I feel a little better.