Hello there, I'm Edward a Latino guy from Southern California. Nerdy, thick, indoorsy, misanthropic, awkward, overly affectionate, introverted work in progress, loveable loser and all around weirdo extraordinaire. Charmingly self-deprecating, mildly handsome, armed with a smart mouth, useless video game knowledge, and an irreverent, macabre, and puerile sense of humor that can joke about anything including myself. In my free time I like to cook, I love video games and gaming, I'm into sci-fi, conspiracy theories, some anime, reading, UFOs, the occult, cryptids, and the paranormal, basically if they made an episode of the X-Files on it, I'm into it, lol Weed friendly, and willing to relocate.

Here's some things I think I provide.

I can cook, I've spent a fair amount of time in the kitchen, and I enjoy it, I like trying new recipes and I've picked up a few tricks.

Good at improvising, broke ingenuity I call it, growing up poor sometimes we just had to make things work.

Loyal, I'm very slow to trust but once I do you'll have your ride or die

sense of humor, I know I can be morose sometimes but when I'm not I'm typically trying to get you to laugh at anything and everything, really irreverent, and dark sense of humor, mixed with some self-deprecation.

Affection, do you like a guy to show his affection for you? I'm very physically affectionate and don't mind telling you either.

Unsure? Need lots of reassurance? I love giving praise and encouraging the one I love, you'll never have to guess where we stand.

Availability, I know being an unemployed NEET has its downsides but that just means more time for you.

I actually want a relationship so I won't run when things get bad, I understand there will be good days as well as bad I'll be there for those too.

Style, short hair, long hair, I may not have much style but you can fix that, I'm up for a change, within reason, you're the one that has to look at me, might as well dress the way you like

Introverted and anxiety ridden, you won't have to worry about me talking to other women because they fill me with anxiety, so does leaving the house so you won't have to worry about me stepping out on you either.

Relationship wise I'm looking for a monogamous relationship first and foremost, with an attractive, modest, clingy, woman, who doesn't have kids or is even interested in having them. I need physical attraction, kindness, emotional support, intimacy, trust, and lots of communication, and physical affection.

So that's my brand of weirdness, I'm basically looking for a long term girlfriend I can be myself with, if you like what you read please add a picture to your response, as I need some degree of physical attraction, and tell me your favorite food so I know you read this far, lol. Thank you for your time, good luck and happy hunting.