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33 [M4F] #Michigan/Online - Willing to lie about how and where we met! Dont worry
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glow_mumbo19 is a male age 33 looking for a female in Michigan
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Hello to all of you lovely ladies here on this subreddit! Long time reddit user here who is just trying to find something special! I have about had it with dating apps and the superficial natures that are associated with it! So this is my last ditched effort here to try something new. Hopefully I can find some success here with all you awesome people who are all after the same thing!

A bit about me! I live in Michigan, Southeast Michigan or Oakland County to be exact for any of you ladies here who are in the area! But I would like to mention that I am not strictly seeking local as I do want to cast a wider net in the hopes that my person is scattered a bit further away from where I call home! I want to emphasize that I am seeking more than a relationship, but I am also seeking my best friend! A person who I can count on to be there for me without judgement. A woman that I can talk to about my day and a woman that can make me laugh!

I am a tall guy standing at 6'3 so for all you ladies who love yourself a man with some height for all your shelf grabbing needs I am your man! I am also a bigger guy weight wise so if that is not your thing I totally understand but I believe in full disclosure! But I like to compare myself to the Giant Beefy Burrito at Taco Bell! Big and delicious and full of enough cheese to get even the most stout of faces hurting from the constant laughter!

I am a bit of a jack of all trades here. I can be found anywhere from at a local sporting event (mainly football and basketball), found at the local movie theater enjoying a great comedy or horror or nerd culture type of film, maybe caught out by the lake or a local river with my rod in the water hoping to hook and reel in a prize winning fish (I even bait and hook my own worms like a big boy!) But that is just the outside of how I am, I have a lot of love to give and am very in tune with my emotions. I want to find someone who wants to get to know me in my entirety. Like I mentioned earlier I want my best friend!

For all of you who stuck it through to the end of my word vomit here and desperate attempt at describing myself in the hopes of gaining some interest I thank you! I look forward to talking to all the ladies whos interest I piqued and hopefully spark a meaningful connection!

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