Greetings fair lady, it would seem we have both found our way into the pits of despair that is loneliness, but fear not for i have a way out of here, take my hand and i shall whisk you away and we can be merry and drink mead until the end of our days :)

Hopefully ive caught your eye beautiful, i would love to finally meet you. Im a 24 year old Male from the UK, im 5’10 with thick dark brown hair that i hope you’ll enjoy playing with, i have no tattoos but i do plan on getting some eventually feel free to ask i would love to show you. Im not on the slim side but im not quite at the dad bod stage either im somewhere in between i call it a muscular dad bod but its whatever lol i do plan on losing some weight tho.

I love anime/ tv shows and movies, i love conspiracy theories and how wild they can get, i will happily talk about random subjects that pop into my head at 2 am.

I love all animals and have a real passion for working with them, i work at a rescue kennels on weekends and Im a qualified dog groomer, i want to take my passion into a full time job either saving animals, rehoming them, looking after them or my dream job being a vet tech and making sure they are as healthy as possible.

I play a lot of games and would love someone who wouldnt mind playing with me but its not a requirement, id more than happily play as you read a book or do whatever you love doing while we are cuddled up or even just in the same room, if you cant tell one of my love languages is quality time.

Another love language of mine is acts of service theres nothing better than being able to take some stress away from my partner, whether thats just cooking for them from time to time or giving them a massage (ive been told im great at them 😊) i just want my partner to feel at ease around me and not have to worry, that goes both ways too i love when my partner does the same for me and eases any stresses i might have.

Im looking for a partner that knows what they want and isnt here to play games, i dont date casually. I want someone who looks after themselves physically and isnt super overweight like i said im also trying to lose a bit of weight tho so if youre doing the same then thats awesome and maybe we can keep each other accountable, i also want someone who wants to look and smell nice unless its a baggy sweats kinda day.

A partner that knows how to listen and communicate is a must, ive had relationships in the past with women who bottle things up until they cant take it anymore and it ruins a relationship over something that was so tiny and couldve been talked out in 30 seconds.

Ages between 24 and 36 are preferable but ill make exception if your intro is good hehe, also please be from the UK/ Europe/ US/ Canada that is non negotiable.

please tell me a bit about yourself dont just send a “hey” or “hello” and if youve made it down here send a ‘😴’ so i know you read it haha.