Alright, zombie slayers. (...or maybe just inflation slayers). I'm looking for an apocalypse partner. Oh, no! ....but what if there is no apocalypse! ...and we build a home, grow our own food, become self sufficient with water and electricity, and create an awesome life for nothing! Sounds like a good deal to me.

OK, here are my Apocalypse credentials:

Physical: 6'1'', 200lbs athlete with hands like cannon balls. If something needs smashing... I've got it under control. I'm also part horse so I'll carry the stuff. ...but not your stuff! You have to carry your stuff! I can't let you get all flabby, right? 49yrs old so I don't have that much hair, but I have all the teeth which I think is more important. ...since hats are easier to get than fake teeth. I'm white, so I sunburn, but said hat takes care of that.

Brains: Inventor. I can build like... anything. Including things that'll work in a zombie apocalypse like solar powered vehicles, and stainless steel tools that'll last long enough for our grandkids to use.

Spirit: I'm the kinda guy who doesn't get brought down easily, and I bounce back fast. I can tell you stories, and jokes that'll make you forget about the zombies gnawing on the window sills. Also, I can make zombie proof window sills.

Food: I can kill stuff, and cook it on a fire I make without a lighter or matches. I'm also pretty good at growing bananas, and making apple sauce and crepes... mmmm... lets get a cheese animal.... mmmm...

Library: OK, I don't have a lot of books, but I do have some important sciency ones that are good for learning to do weird technology stuff. I have no dictionary. ...because I prefer to make up words like sciency. I also have some movies and video games. :-)

Apocalypse Location: I already have a secret hideout started. It's in a place that no one would care enough to bomb. I need some help interior decorating, and with the garden.

Fashion: The good is that I have the fashion of an anime character! Awesome, right? The down is that it's Luffy. ...from One Piece. ...which I've never seen. ...but that guy is about how I usually dress.

Jaimie

What are your Apocalypse Credentials:
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Brains:

Spirit:

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Fashion:

Other: