I’m so down to swap playlists, or send you mine if you’d like to see a bit of everything I enjoy lmao.

Anyhow, I’m a 21 year old lass from the UK, and ultimately I’m looking for a relationship. I’d love to talk to people from anywhere, so long distance is absolutely fine by me. I haven’t been in a relationship in ages, and I really would adore having a partner in crime, again. Monogamous. Not looking for casual. Someone who can make my heart sing, and someone I can feel safe with and trust. Obviously, someone who has a splendid sense of humour too! I want to build a genuine connection with someone. I believe we have multiple soulmates, as opposed to just ‘the one’. Someone goofy who I can watch the stars with. Let’s stimulate each other’s mind. I want to do all the cute, soppy stuff- snogging each other’s faces off, tickle fights (I always lose) and cuddling. Please be emotionally available- I am. Additionally, please only message if you’re 21 . I don’t mind if you’re nearer my age, or older. Just drop me a line if you fancy, or if any of this resonated with you. I crave someone on my wavelength.

A few important things- I’m resolute on not bringing anyone into this world, myself- I’m too selfish and that’s how I like it lmao. I swear like a sailor, drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney. I’m not religious either, but respect everyone who is. Quite hedonistic too, she says hedonistically. Hell, I’d want to splurge our money on travelling abroad, lobster, 5 star dead swanky hotels, the list goes on. I have a massive affinity for older sitcoms- Harry Enfield and chums, the fast show, IT crowd, black books, bottom, and the young ones… just to name a few! Also the Inbetweeners and Friday Night dinner hahah.

My #1 dream? To buy a penthouse apartment in the next few years, with a balcony overlooking a stunning city view. To have someone there with me by my side, sitting on the balcony chairs, watching the stars, lighting up, getting lit, and laughing over a beer, or a Chardonnay (or both…!).

A bit about me- I graduate w my degree in Psychology at Uni, this July, and I’m doing a Master’s in Forensic Psych this sept! (complex but amazing stuff), blue is my fav colour (giving you all the important info here), I have 2 dogs, love beer with my whole heart, raves, pub (obvs) Netflix, tattoos, piercings, gaming and adventures. I want to travel the world I adore deep conversations, detest mundane small talk and dating apps. I can be random and opinionated and I say it how it is. I’m not traditional and I don’t do things by the book. Safe to say, I’m not looking to be anyone’s ‘trad wife’ lmao. My idea of hell is being a homemaker, and I never want to feel trapped in future relationships. I’m ambitious and fiercely independent and motivated. More extrovert than anything, which is funny because I used to be dead shy! Personality type is ENFJ.

I love true crime, so I’d love to get your views on people like Elizabeth Holmes and Anna Delvey; that side of stuff is so interesting to me!

Baggage- because let’s be honest, we all have some. To keep it real, I take a while to let myself be vulnerable with others. I have my reasons for being how I am. I had a fucking traumatising previous relationship, but this was about 2 years back thank goodness. I can be sarcastic, and sometimes overbearingly passionate about what I love, though I guess the latter is a good thing, ha. If I like you, I’m all in. I’m mischievous somewhat and I’ll keep you on your toes, but I’ll always have your back.

There’s more about me on my page, and in my post history if you fancy a gander.

Enjoy the monologue, and I hope to hear from you- whoever you may be. 🦋 Naturally, your pic gets mine. Speak soon!