I usually let it slide, but last night I invaded some guy who opened up by shooting arrows at me while I buffed, I dodged it and he uses "no way" and "Righty ho", I then hit him with a Soul Spear and a couple slashes with my butchers knife sent him running, he chugs two estus and gets overwhelmed by my strikes.

Round 2, hes putting his soapstone down so I thought I'd duel him again, this time hes waaay more fidgety, and tries to use miracles to heal (I would back off, wave, and let him do it.) and I punished it heavily.

Round 3 was the same as 2, only I was getting annoyed and killed him before he could buff

Round 3, poor guy ends up invading me on accident. We clash it out and he ends up dropping to those little lava rocks to the side of the bridge to use miracles to heal, he then tries to get back and falls into the lava, I send him a message, "Amazing skills bro"

Round 4, he messages back "Summon" I can taste the salt from here, exact same thing happens with all the estus and whatnot, I win and send "How much adp does it take to slosh all that estus so quick?", he says "Fuck you let me buff" so I did, and you can guess what happened

I usually leave people be, but he was so heal happy and dumb with his emotes. If I died once I could probably have expected a thousand no ways, and some mail about how shit I am