I wish I was recording..a short piece By Lannicus

I wish I was recording

When you invaded and ran away when I was about to kill you

I wish I was recording

when I got two red summons to follow me to find you

I wish I was recording

when they decided to kill each other

I wish I was recording

when you chased me into the keep and we skirmished

I wish I was recording

When I summoned two more phantoms but you were wearing the ring of the living and pretended to be the host of a fight club

I wish I was recording

When it worked and once again the phantoms died not knowing the danger I was in

I wish I was recording

When I hid next to the merchant until you found me

I wish I was recording

When I summoned two more phantoms and you all attacked me at the same time

God I wish I was recording when I jumped onto the lava block and flame whipped one of you bastards into the molten lake

I wish I was recording

when the second red turned on you and you both began to fight

I wish I was recording when I did my dash attack with my loyce greatsword and killed you both in a beautiful shower of red and blue

God dam I wish I was recording..