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For You - On This Stupid Fucking Holiday
For the first time... \ ever *... I actually wasn't... dreading this stupid fucking holiday.*
For once.
I had something to look forward to.
I had \ you * to look forward to.*
(Soft laugh) Oh, shut \ up. * I can already hear you making some corny joke to make me laugh.*
Or, remind me that I'm \ awfully * sentimental for a horny degenerate about to make herself cum in a public bathroom...*
But, how's that song go? “Even bad girls know good love?”
(A beat. Softly.) You know how much of a bad girl I am. So... yeah.
We do.
(A beat. Clears throat.) So. Right now? I fucking \ hate * you.*
And, I'm not edging with this... with this fucking demon.
But: I \ am * going to make myself cum.*
And cum.
And cum.
And, you're going to sit there.
And, listen to me do it.
Performance Notes: She's sweet and sassy and just giving the listener some shit. Of course she loves them. Doesn't mean she can't bust their chops, though.
Have FUN.
Author's Notes: I actually don't have anything against Valentine's Day, but I thought this would just be funny and sweet and appeal to... well. You know who you are.
As always, a fantasy of adults, for adults.
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