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Well, fine. I'll admit it, I have a thing. We all have a thing.
My thing is, quite simply, i like to hear girls pee. I can't explain it, but sweet fucking hell does it just work for me. It's dirty and private and wrong and touches all of those dark little corners of my mind that are taboo without, to me at least, being over a line of what's icky versus what's not.
Everyone's line is different, though, and you do what you do that makes you happy as long as it's safe and consensual.
So, in honour of being among 4856 other dirty perverts, I'll do my part by digging into the dirtiest, filthiest, most socially unacceptable perversion I've got, the [sound track of a dude doing the 'gotta pee' dance]. Seven minutes of whiney, grunty, moany dude who needs to go real fucking bad, while bitching about the firetrucks ruining his epic pee recording and the fact that it was pissing down (pun intended) rain outside made it even more necessary to let it go all in the confines of a gloriously reverby master bath.
Coz that's how I role.
So, if you ever wanted to hang out in the bathroom with me for a bit, congrats, your time has come.
Thanks for listening, have a good day, and remember to wash your hands. Momma always told me "hot soapy water."
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