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Hey, all! This started as a bit of a shitpost but the more I wrote it the more into it I got. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did!
SYNOPSIS: You're a waitress at a seedy Punk Waffle House on the outskirts of town. You're bored out of your mind; just you and the cook, who's having cocaine shits in the bathroom. And then a guy walks in after having closed a bar down at 3 am, and you decide to see if he can handle your shit.
EXCERPT: "I'm gonna leave your ticket here. Leave cash on the counter; I'm going for my smoke break. Fucking christ."
*walk out door, door bell, background music dies. Sounds of lighting a cigarette, smoking*
*after a moment, door sound again, maybe a little farther away.*
"Oi! That was fast. You always finish that fast?"
*pause*
"Hey, you're the one who came to a PUNK WAFFLE HOUSE and couldn't take shit. Pussy like the rest of them."
*pause*
"Oh, you aren't gonna do shit. Look around; not a soul for miles except a dude shitting his brains out inside. One flickering streetlight in the parking lot; nobody can even see us. And you aren't gonna do shit. Because you're a pussy."
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