Thank you everyone for selecting me to serve as the first Consul General in Danzilonan history. Together, we lead Danzilona into a new era, an era in which we attempt to stretch beyond the shadow of former Danzilonan glory. Following are my initial edicts:

1. Lowtuff is pearl on sight within a 15k radius of the Danzshaft.
2. Everyone else who ran for a position in this, or any previous election cycle, is hereby exiled from Danzilona.
3. I appoint Vah as Chief of Defense of Danzilona.
4. All rail lines running North-South are hereby outlawed.
5. I am establishing a regulatory agency to oversee the production, and management, of a paper currency. We must ensure sound monetary policy unless we want to succumb to hyperinflation.
6. All world-spawn oak trees will be cut down.
7. All roads in Danzilona will be moved one block east.

More will follow.