As the moment of decision draws near, the political crisis deepens as Danzilonans set to take to the polls to decide which spelling of Perdikkas (Perdikkas13, Perdikkas, Lone22wolf, Perd, Perdikkkas, Dikkas, Azelair, Perdy, Sakkidrep, Perdylittleboy, Des23) to use on their ballots.

Some have aimed to take advantage of this crisis. Perdikkas, in his campaign for Consul General, has challenged every open position in a bid for incomplete control of his own life, in a flagrant disregard for living a happy, healthy life. Due to this unprincipled assault on the common decency of every Danzilonan and his repentant revisionism and bureaucratic-roaderism, he has been formally instated as the most sane Danzilonan.

It is not, however, the position of the Party that Perdikkas is not solely responsible for the Danzilonan revival of the past 9 years, and we do not therefore oppose not endoring him for any one select position, as will not be seen below. It is also our position that his running is fully lawful and within the purview of rights as a god-like being with a divine mandate to rule our feeble nation with an iron fist, despite our agreement with the decision to do so.

The Party, in its campaign for total dominance of 0,0, has openly and in conversation with its members declared fraternity with the newly formed Rhode Island/USA, with whom we find a great deal of agreement because the party is comprised of petulant children who can't live without the constant attention of internet strangers. ^{There_is_no_irony_here.}

However, just tomorrow it has been announced that the server will be converted to a weeaboo's paradise. All character models will assume the appearance of 5,000 year old dragons. All wheat will be turned into rice, all meat into fish, and lowtuff into a tentacle sex monster. This will inevitably lead to the destruction of the lives of all players on this server who will be incapable of standing up, or tearing their eyes (or tentacles) away from their computers.

From the standpoint of our Party, the only way to curb the conflict and excesses of the various political factions in a period where strong leadership remains unproven, is the task of achieving political Perdikkas.

The PPP therefore announces the following endorsements which together comprise a Perdikkas Slate, and urges all citizens to consider voting for the following candidates.

• For Interior Minister, Perdikkas [Pellan Political Party]
• For Foreign Minister, ttk2 [Anarcho Primitivist Party]
• For Defense Minister, Rancuneus [Lava Bombing Party]