Allow me to preface this by saying this has clearly gone too far.

Mazznoff and I left this afternoon NDZ-bound for two reasons, really. Mazznoff wanted to open a shop and he also wanted to make fun of England being eliminated from the world cup. I was already in Breslau so I opted to tag along.

When we arrived, I saw axwin. Axwin, as you may know, broke into the exact same place that lowtuff broke into. What his intention was I have no idea, but I wanted to prevent such a thing from ever happening again. I thought it would be funny to chase him around town with a potato in my hand. Mazznoff joined me when he saw neither the shop guy or lowtuff were online.

At this point I was in full-on passive aggressive antagonistic mode. I'm sure I said something about ice cartels and the like, but eventually mazznoff and I made our way to the rail beneath NDZ. We stayed there for 10 minutes, when greenkitten suddenly appeared on skype and asked what we were doing. When we explained he immediately went to grab as many chicken eggs as possible, which is something of tradition we do as a silly peace offering.

I requested all the people in town to meet us at the fountain for our offering of peace, and they did quite promptly which I appreciate. None of us at this point had any intentions of pearling anyone. The Prussians came in golden armour to observe Grundeswegian diplomacy and all was jovial and fun.

Or at least I thought it was.

We can't really be sure who was the first person to throw a snowball at us, but when it hit greenkitten chaos ensued. Assuming he had been attacked by somebody, he potted up. I got hit by a very confused Kaiwren so I did the same, and that's when the violence really started.

greenkitten killed everyone who was unarmoured, I believe. Trackball, who I'm assuming was called to defend ndz, began attacking green while mazznoff and I tried to figure out what exactly was going on. Green shouted that he was pearled and so I ran over to attack Trackball. I had hopped in the Prussian mumble and timmy told me to run to the CIC, where apparently I couldn't be attacked as it's neutral territory. Or something. I had my less-than-triumphant last stand in the yellow line and we find ourselves here now.

We knew we weren't welcome, clearly. We were told time and time again to leave. We stayed. We shouldn't have. Shit went down.

Let's solve the problem.