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Much to my disappointment and despite much hard work from our citizenry; NDZ has failed to become a cultural wasteland filled with violence and pot usage. However; I know that many Danzilonans yearn to be free of our oppressive No Cobble Shacks policy and ban on killing people for the lulz. As such I feel it is time to cordon off an area of our nation where the scum of our society may freely express their culture, where psychopaths can murder people in the streets without having to fear time in the end. Fellow Danzilonans, we need slums. Now, now. I know what you'll say. "This is a terrible idea.", "Do you realise how many people will die?", "You can't be serious!" The thing is, this would bring a great deal of benefits to NDZ! People from all over the map would come to these slums to nurture their unspeakable addictions, trade illicit materials and to build houses with as much dirt and cobblestone as they please. This would give our city a great deal of tourism, as well as giving the unspeakables of our own city a place to have their fill of being terrible human beings. Finally, it would also be a perfect place for opponents of our government to simply disappear! Just before you all discuss how amazing my idea is, however, I'd like to suggest a name for this new area. Chavingdon. That is all. So, what do you all think?
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