I'm real sick and tired of Ryder not putting enough respect on the other Paw Patrol members' names. Every freaking episode has Chase or Skye chosen as the main duo, pairing them up with another pup. I did the math and 93.4%* of all episodes, including the specials and movies, have Chase or Skye as the starter pups. The episode sets the conflict up for the viewer and I'm thinking to myself, "Oh man, Zuma or Rocky could help out by-"

FoR tHiS MiSsiOn i'LL nEeD: CHASE AND SKYE

God forbid another pup get a chance to help. Ryder, no one is saying you aren't allowed to have favorite pets. But don't go and pretend you love all your pups equally. You randomly select the token minority pup of the day to pair with your beloved duo and ON THE RARE CHANCE neither Chase nor Skye is chosen, you STILL call them up mid episode because the other pups weren't good enough to finish the job. It's like saying, "oh well, no one can say I didnt give them a shot."

I can hear the haters. "I'm sorry??? You expect pups with recycling or bulldozing specialties to have equal screen time ot value to the Bounty Hunter and Attacc Helicopter pups? You're delusional." Nah son. You're delusional in thinking that Rubble isn't worthy of his own movie. Rubble is the goodest boi and he's constantly clowned on whenever Marshall isn't the butt of the joke.

Anyhow, thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

*Fake math, I just chose a random number.