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This one just happend in the heat of the moment.. And, I had to make sure the kids was out of hearing distance. 🫣
Our 5 year old is constipated, been for a while.. doctor told us to buy a specific type of laxative..
Wife looked them up, and this conversation happend.
Wife: "What!! I can't squeze 250ml up his butt!! It's gonna be uncomfortable as all hell!"
Me: "Well.. you know exactly what that feels like right?"
She stared at me.. I laughed.. she laughed.. I laughed more.. she threw a pillow at my face..
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Congrats. 🎉😊
My wife is working on the same program.. but she got 13 weeks left to go. 😅