LAST UPDATED: June 2023

Status: Active (Retired?)

Reasons: I’ve been on/off DPP for 6 years. And over that time, I’ve had the lucky opportunity to partner up with some wonderful ladies (and a great dude, funnily enough), to write some damn amazing smut. But near my time's end, I felt that I was hitting the ceiling of my writing capabilities and improvement wouldn't come short of exponential effort. My expectations also only rose higher and higher as I became a better roleplayer/writer (whether or not that is actually true), leading to me feeling like I’ve explored all there is to be explored with a shrinking pool of writers I considered suitable. I’ve played as men, women, beasts, mythical gods, and even a tentacle monster. There’s not that much that I haven’t experienced.

Maybe I’ll be back. Maybe not. I’ll try to finish up any ends I’ve left untied, but I don’t plan on searching for new projects until I’ve had some time away. My last two projects should be posted up in a Share once I’ve formatted them properly, but then it’ll be lights out for me. I'll still comment on DPP from time to time, but I won't take on additional partners.

Ah, don’t think they’ll read this, but special shoutouts to Mere, RB, Jessie, Ava, Mishell, Annie and Angus for all the good times. You guys and gals were something special. Thanks for everything and I hope you mutually enjoyed it.

Hey DPPers! Welcome to Ernest_Gangbangway’s profile, but you can also call me E_G or Jack (Also not my real name, but an alias I'm comfortable with). Feel free to browse, I’ll respond to anyone who lands in my inbox, even if it’s with a friendly rejection.

My Style & Roleplay Guidelines. PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE MESSAGING ME.

1. I ignore all chat requests. 95% of the time I favor Reddit PMs, but I will consider exceptions for Discord (primarily for grand scale roleplays that demand multiple character profiles or intricate worldbuilding).

2. My style is long term. When I'm free, 1 message a day can be expected. When I'm busy, perhaps every 2-4 days. I range from 6-10 paragraphs depending on the scene's demands. 1st or 3rd person, past tense. I will make two threads, one for OOC discussion and one for the roleplay itself to keep things separate and easily readable. Note: I've become increasingly comfortable writing with people who take extensive amounts of time to respond and sometimes take just as long to respond. Many writers who I've worked with are ones who I've been working with for months and it doesn't bother me in the slightest, even picking up projects multiple months after our last correspondence. Keep this in mind when contacting me, we never know what life throws at us.

3. I look for writers that want to write a story together. Unfortunately, I've met many writers that will indefinitely write their direct reactions and nothing afterwards. This leaves me to feel that I'm carrying the story entirely and although it's fine to occasionally take a backseat in piloting the story, sharing the burden of world building, plot set up and character development is a two person project, not a solo venture.

4. I often enjoy driving the roleplay, but sometimes I'll play certain events close to the chest because I like throwing my partner 'curveballs' to keep them on their toes, perhaps foreshadowed through dialogue or actions. It always brings a smile to my face whenever someone throws something at me I wasn't expecting. On the flip side, from time to time I'll mention in OOC discussion, "Hey, I want to write X scene with X elements, if you think that scene is good, would you mind moving your character here and responding in a certain way?" You're welcome to ask the same from me.

5. Character Control: How do you feel about me occasionally moving your character around? While I won't make them speak or think, it'd help the roleplay's flow if I could move them from one place to another or have them do logically consistent, simple tasks. Example: your character is getting a cup of coffee and not in the middle of a significant action. If I wanted to initiate an interaction with your character without interrupting the flow, I would have to move my character closer toward yours, wait for your character to finish their coffee, then begin the interaction, using three messages. Ideally, I could simply write out my character witnessing yours finish their coffee, then have my character begin the interaction in a single message. If you've actually read this tip, whether you agree with my opinion on it or not, mention the phrase 'Gold Experience' for bonus points. Of course, this gets better as we gain familiarity/chemistry with each other, but I find the best roleplays allow us this sort of freedom.

6. Criticism: Don't be afraid to bring it up. Anything that impacts your satisfaction impacts mine. Especially with 5., sometimes when I get too overzealous/excited and push 5., overriding my partner's agency and they needed to tell me to slow down. Speak up! This is a story for both of us, not me dragging you along for the ride.

7. if you're approaching me in regards to a prompt I've posted, I'd like to hear your thoughts on how you'd like to see it played out. What sort of major events, characters, and models you want. While I have my own ideas that I'm willing to share (after hearing yours), I always enjoy hearing my partner's thoughts without my interference as they might've thought of something I didn't and I don't want to influence their brainstorming.

8. References: Feel free to use them. I will typically write out character descriptions across several introductory messages, but if you'd like me to use a picture reference, I'll give you 3 and you can choose from one.

9. If you are approaching me, please send me writing samples from previous roleplays you've worked on, ideally 1-2 from smut-scenes and 1 from a non-smut scene. My recent shares exhibit my writing style and I almost always want to see how my potential partner writes just to decide how to bounce off of them properly.

10. Lastly, I have a personal policy where the person responding to the prompt writes out a starter, which I consider a gesture of good faith/courtesy. I provide the starter to prompts I respond to so I've come to expect it when the roles are reversed. Please do not do this without approaching me in OOC so we can touch base as for some prompts I might prefer to write the starter depending on the scenario even if it's my prompt you're responding to.

My Stance on Ghosting: Sometimes Reddit drops PMs. It's happened to me too. I won't ghost and will upfront end a partnership with you if our differences can't be resolved, but if I don't send you a message within 1 week, check in on me to see if everything is alright. If I don't receive a message from you within 1-2 week, I will check in on you once. I will check in on you once more a week after that if necessary, but after that I will conclude you're no longer interested in working together and cease bothering you.

Kinklist.

Past Prompts that I've written:

I normally only look for partners for prompts starting from #23. Prompts that are bolded and italicized are ones I am normally interested in playing, but please check in with me first!

A (COMPLETED) tag means that I've encountered a partner and written a significant portion of it out with them to the point that I can consider it to be satisfied. I might be willing to replay completed prompts, but only if whoever makes the request makes it enticing enough to do so. My earlier prompts aren't as well written as later ones, but I like keeping them up for sentimental reasons. Consider reading in reverse order for quality concerns as my writing has certainly improved since I first joined DPP.

1. Jaximus, Gladiator of the 22nd Century Explores a futuristic society where gladiators fight in male-female pairs for a chance to win glory and sexually humiliate the losers and the conquered. Reluctance, force, non-con/rape, rough, deepthroat, gagging, choking, spanking, all the dirty stuff. (COMPLETED)

2. And this here my dears, is our prime exhibit: Homo Sapien! More of an alien/monster prompt with hardcore fucking and breeding. (COMPLETED)

3. Here you are, my name's Amelia and I'll be your waitress for the evening! Lactation, milking, maid/bikini waitress.

4. “Welcome from the sleep of the dead to Haven Island, the only sanctuary amongst the land of the dead. Do you remember anything?” (Long prompt, harem, bimbofication, potentially post-apocalypse. Low Quality Prompt.)

5. “Alexis, check it out. You can totally see that girl’s underwear! So? Huh? What do you think?”(Passion, Best friends, Vanilla) (COMPLETED)

6. Shouldn't you be leaving to pick up the foreign exchange student?" (Lonely MILF, neglectful husband, cheating)

7. Gilgamesh: First and Last Ruler of the World (New Messiah arrives on the world) (COMPLETED) [NO LONGER VALID, SEE PROMPT 27 FOR UPDATED VERSION.]

8. An Abducted Student at a New Academy (Sex-crazed Academy, classic)

9. Scandal Inc. Formerly known as Bimbotech (Heavy bimbofication, sluttification themes, can be changed and adapted based on our preferences, whether the bimbofication is more mental or physical.)

10. The New Woman: Man comes into possession of a sentient android woman. Multiple options: Sadistic or romantic man. Submissive or rebellious android woman?

11. Your Best Friend's Father: Father figure and younger female. Heavy on D/S & DD/LG (COMPLETED)

12. The Fucking Games Hunger games with a non-con twist. We could also throw a 'Peeta' in there if you'd like.

13. Fuckboy Nutpop. A space adventure between a spontaneous, aggressive bounty hunter and her more stoic, professional mechanic. (COMPLETED)

14. Behind Prince Charming's Back Monster x slutty princess. Jump in mid mindbreak/ahegao, or start from the very beginning with heavy NTR, cheating, corruption, etc. Unrealistic sizeplay and cumplay ty. (COMPLETED)

15. The Bitcher My slutty take on the Witcher series. More monsters and uh yeah, that sounds about right. (COMPLETED)

16. Opposite Sides of the Court Slice of Life. Vanilla. Sports-themed roleplay about two love-hate rivals on the university's men and female volleyball teams who love to hate each other but also hate that they kind of love each other.

17. She Wasn't Worth it. I Am. Heavy D/S & DD/LG; inspired by a writer I once knew. A man among men who our protagonist can't help but offer herself up to after seeing how well he fucked her mom.

18. "Anna, would you kindly..." Office romance prompt. Slow-burn. Potentially D/S. [COMPLETED]

19. Your Neighborhood Friendly Tentacle Shop Tentacles. Yeah. Let's get unrealistic and weird. Meant to be con. (COMPLETED)

20. FullPervert Alchemist: Demonhood Succubus prompt. Light femdom coupled with aggressive, slutty women.

21. Giving Back to the Community Younger, inexperienced male with older woman next door.

22. Cyberfuck 2069 or World of Cumcraft: Ride of the Whore Queen? MMORPG turned into a sex game. (COMPLETED)

23. Taken Into the Halloween Cougar's Den. MILF seduces her daughter's boyfriend at a Halloween party, leading to an escapade of cheating and dirtiness.

24. Before You Get Your Knickers in a Bunch, I Don't Give a Fuck About Valentine's Day. BF cheating on the GF behind her back with her best friend who seduced him in the days leading up to V-Day.

25. Man of the House.. D/S Misogynist male sets his eyes on his GF's sister after bending his GF into his fucktoy.

26. When One Pair of Legs Closes, Another One Opens. My [Rebirth] themed prompt. MILF takes her daughter's place as a young man's fucktoy on the basis that he'll leave her daughter alone in exchange. D/S. Blackmail. Rough. Light BDSM

27. “Bow Before Your King! Bow Ya Shits! Bow Before Gilgamesh, First and Last of His Name, Ruler of Everything the Sun Touches-” A rewrite of my Gilgamesh prompt from years past. This prompt is rather convoluted, so refer to the attached note to the prompt itself to have an idea of what to expect.

28. My Name is Tristan Dumont, a Knight of the Round Table and Her Highness’ Shield Against all that is Vile in this World. My [Change] themed prompt for October 6th, 2019. Knight cursed to be corrupted into a monster corrupts his lover, the princess to the throne as well. Themes of transformation, corruption, rape, unrealistic sizes.

29. The Legend of Annie Holmes: Part Time Gym Bunny, Part Time Physics Defying Buttslut. Dedicated to all the slutty buttslut writers I've always admired such as Whoryuken, Anniehol and others. Thanks for all the inspiration!

30. Every “(State Name) Smash!” Results in Villains Crushed by Tits, Thighs & Ass.. Metropolis' Supergirl has a secret, that she's an enormous buttslut who craves her fellow reporters' fat cocks, though they haven't made the connection between her and her unassuming alter ego.

31. Shagger, Screwer, Pounder, Vixen, Cumet, Cupid, Dicker, Bonker, and … Rudolph. Hey, even Santa Clause has his limits, alright?. Santa Clause goes from giving mind-blowing gifts to mind-blowing orgasms to all the wanton sluts of the world that just need to cum like they've never cum before on Christmas. (COMPLETED)

32. The Thief, The Succubus, & The Godmother. Pickpocket/Con artist forms an unlikely team with a succubus to take over the mafia by fucking all the top members into subservience for revenge and to send his succubus partner back to Hell. Intricate & extensive plot/smut elements. This is aimed at a female GM.

33. A Good Student Body Counselor Ensures the Well-Being of Every Student Body.. Conniving Counselor uses his position to convince his clients to do things they shouldn't do. College-aged harem aimed to write some smutty fun. Ideally a consensual, vanilla, seduction story.

34. Lovedolls of the World.. Mind-control collars, corruption, D/S. Honestly, I stole this prompt from a partner with whom I wrote a short story with revolving around this prompt's idea. We ended up going on hiatus and she winded up being uninterested in continuing it with me, so I changed her prompt, added some new pieces, and threw it up there in the hopes of finding someone who could continue it.

35. The Season 1 World Championship for LoveSlave, This Year’s Sexiest Virtual Reality Card Game.. Intended to be a humorously smutty scenario where we co-GM the world's Yu-Gi-Oh light battles and character dynamics. Casual D/S elements, smut-heavy. Ideally, my partner would be okay with being fucked by monstrous creatures. Warning: This Prompt doesn't work in a roleplay as well as I would like.

36. It’s a Father’s Duty to Protect His Daughter Against Punk-Goth Delinquents From Troubled Homes. Unless They’re a Girl. Then It’s to Fuck, Spank, Cuddle, & Pamper Her Instead.. 2021-09-30. A protective single father and a stereotypical slutty yet troubled, goth girl find themselves to be the apple of each other's eye. Sloppy oral, hold the moan, huge cocks, rough sex, heaping praise, cock and ball worship, seduction, making sure a young girl's got enough to eat and tucking her into bed.

37. The Corruption of the CIA Honeypot.(Working Title). 2021-10-09. Aimed at a GM willing to play (and/or share control of) multiple female operatives who believe they’re conducting a honeypot operation on a billionaire military manufacturer only to ultimately discover after weeks of seduction, that their lives have been sold out by their own organization to cover up their government’s illegal overseas involvement. This is meant to be an initially light, but ultimately dark story.

38. Idolized By Idols. 2023-05-01. M/GM4FFFF. Chronicles the rise of a CLOV4R, a new K-Pop idol, that strives to defy K-Pop's unrealistic expectations and demands, underneath a manager bedding his idols to reduce the risk of a dating scandal between them and an external source. It's complicated, you should just read the prompt.

39. “As Prince and Protector of the Realm, it is your moral obligation to do what your brother, his Majesty, cannot: to breed not only his wife, but every one of his royal concubines.” 2023-05-10. M/GM4FFFF. A court-based, harem story where his Majesty's brother is tasked with impregnating the infertile king's wives and concubines to secure the royal line without the public's public. Elements of light humor, mild cuckolding, alpha male cock.

PAST WORKS I'VE WRITTEN WITH OTHERS

These are past works I've wrote with partners that I decided were good enough to post up here. The more recent the share, the higher the quality, but I do like keeping some of my notable early works for sentimental/milestone reasons.

A Gladiator's Slave Based off of my Jaximus prompt. Inconclusive, but about 30 pages of smutty goodness. (Honestly low quality, kept up for sentimental reasons.)

Maria, Intergalactic Sex Exhibit Based off of my Homo Sapien prompt #2. Heavy on monsters/aliens/tentacles, ahegao and mindbreak. 30~ pages.

Emilia's Orc Escapade Based off of my 'Behind Prince Charming's Back' prompt. You can also read the introductory post here, as it covers a lot of how the story transpired and such. 48,000 words.

What Human Cocks Can't do, Tentacles Can! July 2018 Based off of my 'Neighborhood Friendly Tentacle Shop' prompt. You can read the introductory post here. 10,000 words. Fairly weird. Only 2 scenes; feels rather incomplete.

Valerie, the Bitcher. Aug 2018. Introductory post 2 scenes. 11,000 words. Witcher 3 smut monsters.

A Summer Twist. Oct-Nov 2018. Introductory post 3 big scenes. 22,000 words. Heavy on non-con and domination. Very imposing father figure over rebellious, but submissive girl.

He's Not Worth It. Feb 2019 Introductory Post. Slow burn. 20,000 words. Vanilla, romantic. Single sex scene.

Emilie's Summer Daddy. June - Aug 2019. Introductory Post. . Young woman gets involved with her friend's father. Light D/S and DD/LG elements with hints of playful romantic overtones. Features strong character development. Split into 6 arcs, each with their own lewd scene. 70,000 words. One of my best shares posted.

"Evelyn, Would You Kindly..." Part 1. October 2019 - January 2020. Part 1 Introduction Post.

Evelyn, Would You Kindly..." Part 2 & End. January 2020 - May 2020. Part 2 Introduction Post. A secretary gets involved with her boss who's undergoing a divorce. Strong vanilla and romance elements mixed with BDSM, possession, drama, roughness. 130,000 words.

2020 SitterService. April 2020 - January 2021. Introductory Post. A married man is given a recommendation from a friend of a company whose employees consist of numerous legal, young girls who are hired as fucktoys for their amusement. Light-hearted, smutty.

The Depths of Desire. May 2020 - January 2021. Introductory Post. A college student and his MILF professor become involved despite all odds, each one vying for control of the other as they slowly become aware of their depraved natures. Dark, violent, strong D/S.

The Depths of Desire, Part 2. January 2021 - Feburary 2022. Introductory Post.. Continuation of the above.

Why do you not have more past works up here? I'm very picky as to what I upload as a lot of what I write either fizzles out before it's reached a satisfying length or out of respect for my partner's wishes at keeping it private, despite my willingness to share it.

What would you suggest to read and in what order? If you like monsters, prioritize Valerie, the Bitcher then Maria, Intergalactic Sex Exhibit, then the tentacle shop if that's your thing. For everyone else I suggest Emilie's Summer Daddy, Emilia's Orc Escapade, A Summer Twist, then a Gladiator's Slave. He's Not Worth it is a fine story, but quite slow/vanilla and with not enough risque content I believe. "Evelyn" is the best vanilla romance story, 2020 SitterService if you want the most smut, and Depths if you want a dark, violent story between an unlikely pairing.

How would you rank your stories?

1. The Depths of Desire

2. 2020 SitterService

3. "Evelyn, Would You Kindly..."

4. Emilie's Summer Daddy

5. Emilia's Orc Escapade.

6. What Human Cocks Can't Do, Tentacles Can/A Summer Twist/Valerie the Bitcher

7. Everything Else.