Hello hello! My name is Octothorpe or Octo or, if you want to be real nice to me, #. Yes, just the symbol. Yes, I know that’s a bit weird. It’ll be a theme.

So, I suppose this space is supposed to be a bit about me. By night I make money by peddling smut and by day I support myself working in the tech industry. I am a cisgender woman but gender for me in writing is just not a thing; I’ll respond to any prompt that gets me going so long as I know the other person doesn’t need me to be a cisgender man. I’m also asexual, but I have a super high libido. Basically what that means is I really don’t give a shit what you look like because I’d never be attracted to your physical form anyway. Words and wit rev my engines, baby. That’s why I’m here.

So, let’s get into why you’re here, shall we?

What I’m Into

• I like pegging. I even wrote a whole meta about it once which you can find here. I'm also into anal in general, but I don't really think of it as a kink, honestly, just... sex.

• I’m into BDSM in general. And, as a switch, all sides of it. I tend towards dominant and sadistic, but I can be just as down with being submissive, and I can be really into pain, especially psychological pain when it’s written (less so in real life). I also like bondage. I tie a mean rope harness (it is actually quite comfy if I want it to be).

• Stretching, phalluses (real or fake) that are too big for the hole they’re going into, permanent marks, damage, or changes.

• Ownership and/or sexual slavery. Harems especially, even more so if they’re mixed gendered harems.

• Breeding

• Objectification… sort of. I’m into psychological distress and pain, so the person being objectified must always be maintained as a human. If they’re completely reduced to an object, without will or thought, I immediately lose all interest. I do like when they're treated as little more than a sex toy, however.

• God, more stuff I might add later, I don’t know. If it’s well written, it’s probably gonna get me going. You can also read my shares, which you’ll find here and here.

My Hard Lines

I will absolutely not involve myself in anything related to the bathroom (scat, watersports, etc) or anything living that can’t give consent (non-sentient animals and children).

My Not-So-Hard Lines

I’m really just not into incest for the most part, and a lot of body worship is just… lost on me due to the asexuality. So anything related to body parts (foot fetish, inflation, what have you) would need to be pretty well written for me to be into it.

You can find an easy to read chart here.

The More Important Stuff

I am a super slow responder. I can and have vanished for over a month without warning. I’m not good for quick one-off type-fucks, for the most part, and if a partner’s writing doesn’t keep me interested, I move on. My free time is precious to me, and I prefer not to waste it just to be nice to someone. To that end, I vastly prefer partners who can take and give criticism without it being a personal affront. While this is, to me, Happy Fun Writey Times and I won’t break out the red pen with every orangered, I will abandon an RP if the quality declines.

I like interesting and flawed characters and I like realistic reactions. While I certainly give some leeway to the fantasy of it all, if you tell me spit was good enough lube for someone’s ass, I will laugh my way right out the door.

I also, in general, vastly prefer to write sci-fi or fantasy or any other kind of speculative fiction. Given my choice, I write in past tense third person. I don’t write in or with people who write in first person; I’ve tried and honestly I just can’t do it.

So! Now that I’ve probably scared everyone off, here’s a tl;dr:

Hi! My name is # and I want to beat your characters, stick things in their ass, and make them cry. Or have you do the same to mine.

Thanks for reading!