Hi there! I've been reading /r/gonewildstories and lurking /r/dirtypenpals prompts for a while, and I've decided to stop dipping my toes and jump in the pool.

Dear reader, please be gentle with my tender inbox. ;)~

Who I am

Above all, I must admit I'm still a fangirl at heart. There is so much to admire here!

For example, thanks to a pen pal who made these delightful illustrations for me:

http://i.imgur.com/PascqjJ.jpg (SFW)

http://i.imgur.com/3KXgtYk.jpg (NSFW)

http://i.imgur.com/K1oFxKp.jpg (NSFW)

http://i.imgur.com/gM0apri.jpg (SFW)

http://i.imgur.com/1ygZcGc.jpg (NSFW)

http://i.imgur.com/eI0PyyO.jpg (SFW)

I am a slender, bisexual woman in my mid-twenties. My life is hectic, so my style tends to be low maintenance - sneakers, tees, and jeans, or yoga pants for the gym. I don't normally wear makeup, and my dark brown hair is usually in a short bob cut. My tits are not huge, nor are they itty bitty. I like them.

I'm told I look like Tatiana Sorokko when she was modeling in the 90s. I reply that someone so pussy whipped would say anything to flatter me, but I can't deny a resemblance.

To all outward appearances, I am conventional. Basic, even. My friends have teased me as a crunchy granola girl and a tomboy for not wearing makeup very often, as a goth for wearing too much black and dying my hair wild colors in college, and as a skinny bitch. There is some truth to all three, but I try not to fit too snugly into a stereotype.

Only a few of them know even one tenth of the craziness I got up to in my wild and single days. Honestly, some of it was awful. I also had a lot of fun. Nowadays I have settled down into domestic tranquility. It is deeply satisfying, and much more calm and safe. I have great sex in real life, and despite some first world problems, I really have almost everything I could want.

Sorry to disappoint any reptile sex enthusiasts, but I am not an actual snake. ;)~

What I am looking for

I am looking for sexy correspondence about topics I can't explore with anyone in my life, especially about the topics I list in the Kinks section below.

My life is busy, and I can not guarantee reciprocation here. I hope to be able to correspond with a few pen pals about things that arouse us both, but I expect nothing from you, and I understand if your busy life interrupts our anonymous sex correspondence. I hope you will extend the same understanding to me.

It would be lovely to read your fantasies, experiences, confessions, and observations that are compatible with my kinks and limits, and I intend to respond to the best of my ability. I do not have any particular expectations of how you ought to write to me, other than basic politeness.

I don't mind grammatical, spelling, or style crimes. I am sure this profile contains a few crimes of my own, even though I am being careful. I am here for smut, not to advance the tradition of Nabokov or DFW or Atwood. As long as I can understand your meaning, I'm happy. I know my own writing ability declines as my brain disintegrates into a fog of lust.

I am not here to hook up IRL, to send out my own pics, or to move my correspondence to KIK, Skype, Snapchat, or other venues. Please no unsolicited dick pics.

Kinks

This is not an exhaustive list, just some of the things I would like to correspond about. None of these is a true fetish - I don't require any of these things to get off.

• BDSM, Humiliation, Power Play - See /r/femdom and /r/femsub. I switch, and I am not as extreme as some. On reddit, I tend to express more of my dominant fantasies than submissive ones. I prefer BDSM to be playful, with clear underlying concern for all involved, rather than cold or brutal. I love hot bitches, broken studs, SPH, tease and denial, premature ejaculation, and bondage. For me, the main source of dominant power is the submissive's inability to resist the allure of the dominant person, not physical force. Begging is hot.

• Cheating, Sluts, Cuckolds - Though I now adhere to a more conventional ethic, I have a promiscuous past. It stokes a fire in me to read and fantasize about these themes. See /r/hotpast, /r/adultery, /r/hotwife, and /r/cuckold. I'm not into everything there, but they will give you the general idea.

• Voyeurism, Exibitionism - Tents, dorms, apartments with thin walls. Being overheard moaning while on the phone. Fooling around in an RV or van in the middle of a music or art festival. See /r/holdthemoan.

• Big Cock - I don't get this at home. I miss it. Some women honestly don't feel that size matters. I do.

• Pregnancy Risk, Impregnation - Especially the risk of this happening when it shouldn't (with another man, when the couple don't plan or can't afford to have a child, or during wartime). Some of my favorite stories on literotica involve women getting knocked up as a consequence of the risk.

• Lesbian Sex - I don't get this at home. I miss it. No amount of hot, hard cock can replace the touch of a beautiful woman. Not a kink as much as an orientation, but hey, words are ultimately meaningless noises, arbitrarily codified into a system of representation.

These are a few of my favorite things

Perhaps specific examples might give a better sense of what I like than general categories.

Goddess by Night's submissions at Gone Wild Audio, especially Best Night Ever, Let Me Prove It: College Dorm Hookup, and Penis Preference Test

Cock talk with The Bishoppe and thisisaburneraccount at GWA

Danger Pussy, DPP Profile - "The kind of girl that knows she has to take it easy on guys or else they'll lose it."

Wargasms, DPP Prompt - sexual competition

Gwen's lovely DPP profile, which gave me some ideas about how to format my own, as well as just being very sexy

Check out my collection over at /r/SLSfaves for my favorite things that don't fit DPP policy, such as NSFW photos, and video links.

Boundaries

One thing I actively dislike, and a list of topics that aren't currently my cup of tea.

• rudeness - Name calling and humiliation can be hot in the context of fantasy or discussing what kind of degeneracy turns us on during sex, but when I initially interact with someone, calling me names and trying to humiliate or belittle me is not interesting or welcome.

• not my cup of tea - kids, animals, poop, incest, gore, sex while visibly pregnant

On fear and desire

Marcel Proust, on the question of how knowledge of an imminent world ending cataclysm like a large asteroid impact would change humanity in its final hours, wrote:

I think that life would suddenly seem wonderful to us if we were threatened to die as you say. Just think of how many projects, travels, love affairs, studies, it–our life–hides from us, made invisible by our laziness which, certain of a future, delays them incessantly.

But let all this threaten to become impossible for ever, how beautiful it would become again! Ah! If only the cataclysm doesn’t happen this time, we won’t miss visiting the new galleries of the Louvre, throwing ourselves at the feet of Miss X, making a trip to India.

The cataclysm doesn’t happen, we don’t do any of it, because we find ourselves back in the heart of normal life, where negligence deadens desire. And yet we shouldn’t have needed the cataclysm to love life today. It would have been enough to think that we are humans, and that death may come this evening.

When I first came across this quote, it struck me in relation to my bisexuality and my kinks, probably because of the phrase, "throwing ourselves at the feet of Miss X." I still violently desire other women.

The main reason I am here is to correspond anonymously about the desires that I still fear could, in some ways, end life as I know it - within my limited sphere.

I do not want to hem myself in as a person, to allow negligence to deaden my desire, and to surrender to social conventions against bisexuality and kink.

Please feel free to ask in a PM if you're unsure about whether I am interested in discussing any topic that I have not mentioned here.

I hope you find what you are looking for, and enjoy yourself!