About Me

Hi, my name is Chris, and I love telling stories. I work with tech startups, and my thirst for adventure has taken me around the globe many times -- I've lived in five countries on four continents, and I'm in love with meeting new people, trying new food, and learning about the people and places that make this planet so damned fascinating.

What I'm Looking For

I'm a straight guy who's looking for chemistry. I'd spend my time over at /r/gonewild if I were just looking to get off -- for me, /r/dirtypenpals is about connecting with delightfully dirty people.

I'm looking for playful partners who like to engage and get a little personal, not just trudge through one liners and shallow plots. I love playing with people who have flaws, hopes and dreams, and are interested in a connection. It makes everything so much hotter.

I love hearing about fantasies, sharing GIFs, talking dirty, playing through a hot RP, or just shooting the shit to pass the time.

Kinks? I'm as happy being tied up as doing the tying, and if you're into teasing and getting teased ... well, I think we'll have a very good time. Sometimes I like it slow and sweet, sometimes I like it rough and hard. It's all about mood and communication, and I'm game to try almost anything.

I have quite a bit of experience playing MFF threesomes, and several long time DPP lovers who also love to meet new people. If that tickles your fancy, let me know. We'll set something up!

I'm always happy to share pics privately -- just ask.

Samples? Links?

Here are some of my more popular RP scenarios:

• The Ultra Vanilla Kink
• I Know You're Here, and I Hope You Read This
• Come Fly the Friendly Skies
• The Country Club Kink
• Silver Tongued Silver Fox
• A Love Letter, So Many Years Later

Finally, if you're curious what kind of eye candy I enjoy when I'm not on /r/dirtypenpals, you're welcome to browse my SexyTimes multireddit.

I Love Hearing From New People

Send me a note if you're at all intrigued, or have questions. I'd love to hear from you!