Updated 25/1/16: Currently taking a break from DPP.

G’day! I’m finally getting around to this, better late than never, right? As always, leaving everything to the last minute. It’s my thang.

About Me: ENFP/Cancer/Horse!

I’m a fun loving, friendly Aussie who is always looking to meet new interesting people. If you catch me on the IRC you’ll see I’m nearly always “at work” because I swear that’s all I do sometimes. Yet somehow I manage to find time for all you awesome IRC’ers and Redditers <3

Okay, the basics: I’m 37yo, female, single mother. 5’5” and curvilicious (is that a word? It is now!) Typical Irish descent with the dark hair, bright blue eyes and pale skin. Though if I get out in the sun enough, I do go off-white and the red in my hair comes out to play, all fun.

Accents make me weak at the knees. My favourite is probably a deep voice, regardless of accent, but if you’re friendly, easy-going, and fun then I’m totally smitten! Irish and Scottish are a personal weakness <3

I am a total social butterfly and like to chat your ear off in general be it in PM, DPP IRC, Skype, Hangouts… I'm an open book, ask me anything, I'm happy to share :)

As far as stories go, I’m into fantasy, supernatural themes, vanilla gooey-mushiness, space, apocalyptic scenarios, noncon/dubcon, anything that grabs my attention. My guilty pleasure is writing a romantic fanfic - yep, you read that right :P

When I’m in a RP I enjoy someone who can make me laugh and turn me on at the same time. Have some fun with it! Throw me a curve ball, and challenge me a little. I enjoy the chase, and being chased. I love love love flirtation and teasing, probably more than actually getting sexy. Creating a story together is just as fun as the smutty, and I very much enjoy a partner who can do both, and enjoys it as much as I do.

Turn Ons:

For a more complete list of what I will do, what I might do, and definitely what I won't do, check out my F-List

Probably other stuff… I mean, there’s always food… like French Toast. Mmmm.

I love someone who takes the time to put some effort into their writing, and punctuation, grammar and spelling are major turn-ons, just do your best.

Preferences

I probably prefer guys that are … idk… 25 if not closer to my age; we tend to have more in common. But that being said, I’ve had some 20yo’s surprise me so it’s not a hard limit =P The biggest thing is I'm not interested in being anyone's "mum" or the dominant partner (unless specifically stated for a RP), it's a major turn off to have someone say to me "I don't really know what I'm doing here"... if you're inexperienced, please look elsewhere, there's plenty of other women out there who like to train ;)

Turn Offs:

Character Control......... it's like a major pet peeve. Don't play with my barbie, and I won't play with yours. Inexperienced Partners / Virgins (as a character). Ageplay. Bimbofication. Humiliation. Degradation. Unintelligent Partners. Bathroom stuff. For a complete list see the F-List

I’m sure I’ll be back to edit when I think of other stuff. Until then, be good or be good at it!