I love writing. I take it slow and take it seriously. I'm looking for a writing partner who'll challenge me and push my buttons. I won't – I never – make the kind of silly/simple/stupid writing mistakes that might break your immersion or drain your interest.

If you're along for the journey, not the destination, odds are we'll get along.

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I write in complete, concise sentences – you should expect three or more full, flowing paragraphs per reply. I always edit my writing (twice). My writing is lean. My writing's got style. My writing's my baby. Respect it. I prefer writing on Discord; respect that, too.

My characters mirror my approach to RP: confident, direct, uncompromising, and a little unhinged. I don't wanna write vapid cookie-cutter characters or troped-out plots. I don't wanna write too much plot, either – I'd rather get to the good stuff and savour its sunset.

I don't mind having my character's minor actions and dialogue puppeteered and would really prefer if you didn't either.

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RPs of any length – short-term (one session), medium-term (2–4 sessions), long-term (5 sessions).

I like to write:

• Slice of life relationships set in our current twenty-first-century hellscape. Boyfriend/girlfriend energy? Hot. Friends-with-benefits finding their groove? Double hot. A pair of stressed-out nobodies who are struggling to pay rent and rise above the grind and end up cheating on their SOs with one another? Triple hot.
• Character development / imperfect characters. We're all flawed, fallible, vulnerable people – write what you know.
• Sci-fi and fantasy narratives that require a lot of planning, world-building, and effort to sustain. Favourite themes include Lost in Space, zombie apocalypses, eco-pocalypses, and future utopias/dystopias where lifelike androids are a defining feature of human society.
• Lifestyle porn – i.e., characters who have it all. Am I an OC celebrity? Are you an OC pro athlete? Am I an heiress? Are you a tycoon? I’m a simple girl; money makes me so, so wet [enter CREAM-on-your-dick pun here].
• Tall, slim, busty, under-appreciated characters (yours) opposite tall, lean, strong, confident-but-not-arrogant, compassionate-but-not-a-pussy characters (mine).
• Scenes involving multiple female characters.
• Scenes with high stakes – isolation, desperation, survival.
• Rise to prominence narratives (getting famous!...) and fall from grace narratives (...and having your sex tape leaked!).

My Kinks:

• Vigorous sex. You know: quick, dirty, passionate, take-what-you-need, better-than-an-hour-of-cardio, Morse-code-conversation-via-the-headboard sex.
• Flexible and/or "experimental" sex positions.
• Loud sex. Including but not limited to hold-the-moan, light voyeurism (being heard or walked in on), and just generally expressive and vocal sex. Doesn't have to be dirty talk, doesn't have to just be "ah!" and "oh," but I can't emphasize this enough: nothing's creepier than a man who's quiet, or silent, during sex. Make some noise, people!
• Rough sex. Dirty talk, name-calling, manhandling, spanking, choking, face-slapping. I wanna treat you like a breakable, replaceable fuck doll...at least, occasionally.
• Hate-fucking. You don't like me, or vice versa, or both – and it's pretty clear once we get down to it. You'd never treat someone you love this way.
• Cumplay. I like it where it should go (on my face, breasts, and tummy), where it shouldn't go (in your hair, eyes, and pussy; or on your clothes), and I like playing opposite characters who don't like it at all.
• Big dicks & dick worship.
• Realism. Sex shouldn't last two hours, shouldn't involve a merry-go-round of positions, shouldn't get ever more extreme during a single encounter. Our characters shouldn’t exhaust every sexual possibility during their first encounter. My character might not last more than two minutes. Real is sexy. Real is fun.
• Cheating. (We're adults, so let's commit adultery.)
• Getting enthusiastic blowjobs. 'nuff said.
• Inebriated sex. Drugs of choice are alcohol, weed, and coke.
• Consensual non-consent. No means yes, but only if we've agreed upon it beforehand.

My Ideal Chatting or RPing Partner...

• ...has a keen eye for grammar, punctuation, and generally well-constructed prose. If you're not sending me final draft-type messages and not proud of what you send, my immersion (and interest) are gonna circle the drain. You don't need to be Shakespeare, but you should at least aim to impress.
• ...reveres concise, impactful writing and is repulsed by sloppy and clichéd writing.
• ...has a firm sense of how and what is too much in a sentence, a description, a scene. Don't beat that horse to death; feed it, groom it, and give it room to run free.
• ...possesses a unique, confident voice. Gives me something real. Is someone with something to express.
• ...has the wherewithal to build off of what I put down in each message instead of merely responding to my characters' actions, feelings, and my descriptions of the scene at hand.

What I Avoid in a Partner (and in an RP):

• Careless writing. This includes unedited work, poor/inconsistent grammar/punctuation/tense/pronouns, and any mistakes, clichés, or oversights that make me lose immersion. Take me seriously. Respect my time.
• Lack of style, investment, or metacognition.
• Replies that are less than 2 paragraphs long.
• Not writing on Discord.
• R*pe, "breeding," impregnation, anal, and the other usual limits (toilet stuff, underage stuff, animal stuff, violence).
• One-dimensional ideas, characters, and execution.

You Should Message Me If...

• ...you don't find my attitude off-putting.
• ...you think you can keep up.
• ...you KNOW you can keep up.
• ...you wanna shut me up.
• ...you think we've written together before and want to reignite whatever spark we had.

If you decide to message me, please start your message with the word "banana" so I know that you've read my profile.