I like writing smut. Descriptive, literate smut with a story to it.

I'm a white guy who's been roleplaying for more than 10 years, just not on reddit until now. I’m from the UK and I work from home in a job that leaves me with a fair amount of free time so I’m likely to be around quite a bit and can respond throughout the day. I’ll mention right away that I often end up writing a lot, especially if I'm leading the scene. Introducing a location, conversation for multiple characters and describing what's going on, that kind of thing.  

I don't mean to brag, but my speciality is getting carried away, writing way too much after seeing an idea I like and scaring potential partners off. Did you know PMs have a character limit? I've accidentally hit it a few times while writing a roleplay response then struggled to prune my messages down. Hopefully if you've had a message like this from me you'll take it as a compliment that I liked your idea/post so much that it got my creative juices flowing rather than being scared off or seeing it as a demand to match me!

I like to think I'm very flexible and friendly in terms of what I'm happy to include and settings I'm happy to play in. I enjoy most settings including fantasy, sci-fi, modern and canon settings like star wars and demon slayer among others, though I wouldn’t claim to have perfect knowledge of any canon settings. I usually tend to write in 3rd person but I'm happy to write in 1st person and have written in 2nd person in a few places here to make things feel a little more intimate.

In terms of kinks, well there's a lot but I'll elaborate on some key ones in here and some that aren't on there. Note that none of these are required, but if we don't match up on any then we're probably not going to have much fun together. I'll try to put them in a general sort of order from most important to me to least important.

My most important kink would probably be general rough stuff. We're talking raunchy, hair pulling, pussy pounding, ass smacking sex. If you're looking for slow, tender missionary between a couple that are deeply in love with each other, I'm probably not your guy. Anything from spanking and light choking in the heat of the moment up to intentionally leaving you bloody, bruised and bawling by the time I'm done sound like a fun time to me.

Another big one is non-con/dub-con/cnc/con-to-non-con. Could be a kinky couple looking to spice things up, could be grabbing some sweet girl, pulling her into a dark alley and threatening to kill her if she makes a sound, or could be a reluctant roommate giving her holes up for rent money while she's between jobs.

Breeding is something I find very hot, intentional or otherwise. Perhaps done sneakily by replacing her medication with something inert, slipping a condom off, giving her paracetamol instead of plan B or simply promising to pull out without any intention of keeping that promise. This is still fun to include when more consensual, after all, what's sex meant to be for if not putting a bun in the oven? Could be a single child or multiple children, especially if fertility drugs/treatments are involved or you’re just naturally highly fertile.

This is a relatively new one for me but I think you probably get it. Orientation play, fucking the cute lesbian straight, or at least roughly using her while she hates it, isn’t into it or is trying to hide just how into it she is. To be clear, this is more of a lipstick lesbian thing rather than a butch lesbian one unless you're also into elements of transformation/feminisation, regular or magical/futuristic.

On that note, transformation/feminisation/bimbofication. This is a lot of fun to play out, especially with a strong, powerful woman or worthy rival being reduced to a bubbly sweet pink-brained airhead, but doesn't need to be anything as drastic as that. Can happen by any means you like but I’d prefer if it was gradual rather than instant.

Tightness, I don't think it's a shocker to hear a guy wants the set of holes he's plowing to be a nice tight set of holes. Virginity adds a little extra spice, taking a girl's first time, but isn't necessary. Whatever the size of my cock - something I'm very flexible on since some of you are insatiable size queens while others blush at anything above average - I'd like it to be a tight fit.

Elements of control are always good fun. Dressing my playthings, telling them what they can and can't do, things they must do. Allowing them to orgasm only as a reward for being a good little girl, punishing them for being naughty with a hand, paddle, or some rough, painful anal. That kind of thing.

Hypnotism and mind control play into some of the above kinks and are also enjoyed. Details of how it works and what’s involved are open to discussion.

Kemonomimi. Adorable. Twitchy, fluffy ears, tails that wag when excited and droop when sad. Always welcome, even in a modern setting.

Cum. It’s bound to show up, but just how much of it should there be? I’m happy to keep to realistic amounts but I also love the idea of leaving you looking a few months pregnant before pulling out and making a mess on your body too. A diet of the stuff sounds like fun too, me having a nice meaty dinner while you’re on your knees under the table working hard to get your own meal.

Men belong in the workplace while women belong at home, raising the kids, making dinner and obediently doing what they’re told. Ah, sexism. Perhaps you already know your place and are just looking for someone to guide you into it, or maybe you hate that kind of attitude, think it’s outdated and stupid and need to be shown just how wrong you are. Either’s welcome.

Raceplay’s a fun kink to indulge but I’m not comfortable playing my character outside of my race. Any girls are welcome, but I have a particular fondness for leaning into this with Asian and Latina girls. In particular if combined with transformation turning a girl into a gyaru is particularly appealing.

Cock shock is a fun little thing to work into a play. Maybe she's seen him flaccid and doesn't know he's a grower not a shower, perhaps she's heard his cock's mid or just isn't expecting to find what he's packing beneath his boxers. Some surprise, a bit of fear, maybe excitement. Just a little added fun.

I only have a few limits but I do have things I just don't like too. I'm only human after all. For one thing I'm not interested in male butt play, just not something I'm into. No pegging, no fingering, no just giving it a try, thanks.

I'm also not into feet, and bugs, especially spiders, can fuck right off. I don't care if we're going at it in the woods, if you tell me there's a spider crawling up my leg I'm setting my computer on fire then cursing your name until my dying breath.

I'm also not keen on sharing my toys. If I'm plowing someone's wife, it's mostly just going to make me feel kind of bad, and if he’s into it, kind of sad too. I'm only okay with cheating if the person being cheated on doesn't find out. I'm not really interested in two men one woman scenarios either. Greedy I know, but I'd prefer to have your concentration entirely where it should be rather than split between two of us. On the other hand, if you're happy with sharing then I'm more than happy with cuckquean scenarios. Hey, I already said I'm greedy, what do you want from me?

I'm also not into death, amputation, gore or scat. I like things rough and nasty but not that rough and nasty.

Those are the main ones that I can think of, but in case it wasn't obvious I should also mention I'm not into being the one submitting, it just doesn't do anything for me.

For my character I’m rather flexible so let me know. That said I’m not interested in playing canon characters or celebrities. If you have no preference then my go-to is short blonde hair, dark blue eyes and a little under six feet with lean muscle on his body. Age can be anywhere from eighteen to forties depending on the scene, I’m not interested in playing as your grandpa though, sorry! If you have no age preference I’ll play him in his late twenties which is my age.

As for my partner, I’m only looking to play with female characters. I lean towards cute over sexy but I’m happy either way. I’m not into huge proportions, large amounts of sagging and I prefer a feminine appearance. I do have a preference for a nice smooth pussy and a smooth body that doesn’t have much/any hair other than what’s on your head. Piercings (other than nipple piercings) are a turn-off for me.  

Naturally I’d also hope that you like some of the same kinks I do! As for age, anything from eighteen year olds to MILFs is fine with me.  

For post length, the more you can give me the better. If I’m suitably inspired and have lots to describe I can probably hit the character limit (10k) and still have more to say. Three or four paragraphs should be plenty though and I often draw closer to the amount my partner’s writing anyway.