In short, a total raging bitch (sometimes)!

I've met people on Dirty Pen Pals who I now consider pals. I've been dirty chatting via computer since I was a teenager, and I've learned a lot. Eye opening stuff!

What am I looking for in a Pen Pal?

• Be chill.

That's the main thing. I'm here for fun, not for an additional writing assignment. No pressure. If you don't hear back from me, hey, we're all busy adults, right? No big deal! Don't get all tantrum style on me for anything here. This is casual horny correspondence.

I like individuals of many genders, so feel free to get at me wherever you fall on the gender spectrum, if something I've written tickles your fancy.

• Be nice.

That shouldn't take any elaboration, but apparently it does, somehow. Don't come at me with abusive language or style unless we've already negotiated boundaries and shit for a BDSM scene or something. Be sweet and polite, like you should act on a first date with anyone IRL.

• No immediate cock!

Don't send me your dick pics right away or send me a first message with a lot of decription about your massive wiener or whatever. I like dick when appropriate, but please don't lead with it. Just like if we met at a coffee shop five minutes ago.

• Flex. But don't be arrogant.

Feel free to flex the one thing that matters here: your intellect. Feel free to use unusual words, linguistic stylings, and other wingdings, but don't feel you must. Just be earnest and sincere and expose some vulnerability about what arouses you, and especially, what arouses you about whatever it is that I wrote that drew you to my profile. If you want to send me imgur links of you flexing your body, just ask me first if I'm interested in that at the moment. Show off for me, but do it in a context appropriate and conscious manner, please.

Topics of interest:

• BDSM

• Fisting

• The SCUM Manifesto

• Terrorist hostage scenarios

• Ridiculous absurdist surrealism

• Anna Akana

• Baths

• The song Jolene

• The Marquis de Sade

• NASA

• Porn, pornstars, film sets generally, stripping, live sex shows, prostitution, paid dommes, that whorish life

• Oral, PIV/VEP, anal, titfucking, handjobs & fingerbanging, strap-ons, dressing up, spanking, teasing, humiliation, danger pussy, breeding/impregnation/pregnancy risk, reverse gangbangs, hotwife/cuckold/cuckquean/cheating/swinging/open relationships/polyamory/etc, MFM, FFM, FFF, orgy, complex etiquette, sci-fi, fantasy.. open to other kinks.

Off Limits:

• Non-con/rape
• Sounding
• Sleep play
• Diapers
• Scat
• Vore & gore
• Futa & furry
• Animals
• Necrophilia
• Incest

I am not here to hook up IRL.

Please feel free to ask if you're unsure about whether I am interested in discussing any topic that I have not mentioned here. I'm eager to learn about things I've never heard of.

I hope you find what you are looking for, and enjoy yourself!

Sorry to disappoint any reptile sex enthusiasts, but I am not an actual snake. ;)~

xoxo,

Monique Cartier-Cash-Wainwright

(my current nom de guerre)