The title should give you an idea of what I'm going for, and that is some smutty witty fun.

Did you see me posting on dirtypenpals, then you should start here.

Introduction

Greetings, my name is Elise and I'm 42 year old Mom. I've been roleplaying for as long as I can remember, I'm quite an old player I started around in 2013 in websites like Chatiw and ChatAvenue, and trust me you had to work to find an articulate partner because like every chat room in existence everyone is there to get off and is more interested to find out if you have Big Watermelon type Jugs.

Speaking of Big Jugs, you'd be pleased to find out that I do have two of them, now before you start humping around on your computer, I'd suggest you keep reading this mysterious yet intriguing post.

Having a decade's worth of experience instead of participating in pervy and creepy websites like the one's mentioned above, I thought I'd turn to Reddit.

I'm not new to reddit, this is mostly my throwaway account where I get to have nasty and smutty fun, It's like having two phones because you are obviously cheating on your wife.

Anyways, enough of my poetic smutty justice, let me answer the biggest question you might have in mind and that is.

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Okay, What am I looking for in a Partner?

Some people say that I might be too picky but I think in order to find a good partner you have to be, everyone has his/her wants and needs what I usually propose is trying to find a balance so we can both be happy.

I'm looking for someone who is pretty much easy going now I'm not saying I want someone who says "Yes" to everything I suggest, but someone who is interested in the craft of roleplaying rather than just trying to get off, someone who is interested in the characters in the scene and doesn't treat the prompt like a cheap porn knock off story.

Be sweat when you need to and be rough when it's appropriate.

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Writing Style 3rd Person, 1st? Or maybe both ;)

Phew now this is interesting but I usually prefer 3rd person, because I like to dig deep in someone's narrative skills, now does that mean that your writing style is supposed to be from your character's point of view like he's narrating a story to somebody or the author's point of view meaning well....yourself?

I usually prefer once again, finding a good balance there are sometimes where the atmosphere might be more important than what your character is thinking, but sometimes your character's thoughts are more important, if you let's say were "Nailing" my ass, you wouldn't focus on the wind blowing but you'd focus on your character.

Optional, Meet the Freeze Frame Narration Device.

What is that you may ask, but have you ever heard the meme of "Yep that's me, you might be wondering how I ended up here, Well let me tell you" depending on what the introduction is, i.e you are working at a Comic Book store and your character is nailing a brat's mom who scratched a rare comic, then you could play with the environment.

Frame Fades in to an empty store, the Store's sign says "CLOSED" frame then transitions to a below shot of someone thrusting in a mysterious thick physique of a woman.

"Yep that's me, or not exactly me, that's my legs...." etc etc.

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Do's and Dont's.

Smutty and Witty Dialogue always work. Makes the characters seem more alive rather than caricatures, like if you are going to fuck me I might need to sympathize with your character first.

Rough Sex is good sex: Once you get to that point, don't be afraid to be rough such as hair pulling, smacking, making my fat ass turn red (love the color change) I love sex to the point where we are sweating.

Ask things before starting: Don't be afraid to shoot me a Chat if you'd like to ask anything about an idea you might have.

Character Descriptions: I can't stress this enough but I love hunky dad bod type of bodies, the thought of someone ravaging me like that gives me tingles, so give me an idea of what you look like either happening naturally in the narration or listing your attributes

- Being a Creep is not okay: Now everyone is guilty of this but I usually cringe at the thought of someone whispering into my ear or someone smiling after a boring sex joke

Examples: I walk up towards you groping your ass whispering "You are mine tonight" eh ugghh.

"Would you like to get fucked by me" Smiles, WHAT ARE YOU SMILING FOR

- Rushing....: Same as above, no need to walk up towards me and grope me from the first glance you see me.

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Kinks and Limits: Please do follow this link. I do happen to have a lot of kinks > Link

Various Miscellaneous kinks that the site doesn't allow me to add.

Smart Written Characters

Complex emotional relationships between characters

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Where do I roleplay?

Here duh...No discord or anything else.

Use Chat for questions and OOC talk

Use Private Messages for actual roleplaying. (Thank you reddit for not having a character limit)

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Frequency of responses.

I mean I'm a Mom and I can be quite busy even on my day off's from work, However I do try to write back in 10 or 15 minutes max. Anything more and it might be too much, anything less and you might not have the time to write something.

I usually write in between three to four paragraphs, sometimes if I have to say a lot maybe five. I love typing and I have a mechanical keyboard for it, trust me it doesn't get better than this.

I also like my characters to leave out paragraphs and not respond in a single line, nobody likes a messy text

I mean I'm a Mom and I can be quite busy even on my day off's from work, However I do try to write back in 10 or 15 minutes max. Anything more and it might be too much, anything less and you might not have the time to write something. I usually write in between three to four paragraphs, sometimes if I have to say a lot maybe five. I love typing and I have a mechanical keyboard for it, trust me it doesn't get better than this.I also like my characters to leave out paragraphs and not respond in a single line, nobody likes amessy text

See how weird that looks?

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Sci-Fi or Normal Prompts.

I usually love normal realistic prompts, I wouldn't turn down a Medieval role though maybe I'm a peasant's mom rising through the social economic ranks of sucking off the town's major.

But I just stick to realism.

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Ages?

My target demographic is usually 23 to 45 years old. I'm not too big on Age-gap prompts so no to that and to incest prompts of course, but I already outlined it in my kinks.

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Overall let's have some steamy fun, we all deserve it after a tiring day of work.

If you are still reading this, you might be lying or fuck....well done, you can start your message or prompt using the word "Banana"

I hope you've understood what I'm going for here, and apologies if it's too much to comprehend, but if you've been paying attention so far, every little minute detail counts.

I might be the kind of lady you'd want to shut up with your dick already, but I hope you aren't a Neanderthal and understand that we all have our wants and needs.

And this is where I sign off, I'll have this post pinned on my Reddit profile, I hope you prove me right that reddit is a place of intriguing and smutty sex and not a pervy old chat room website made in 2010.

Kind Regards!

Elise, A Mom You'd Surely want to fuck.