I was tired of seeing everyone around me being married, of seeing my friends get rings on their fingers, one by one leaving me behind. However, when i attempt to enter the dati g scene, everyone passes me by. WHY? Im a catch, if i do say so myself. I'm 6'5", Im white with blond hair and blue eyes, and im quite wealthy, thanks to my successful investments. I never have to work a day in my life, so i am able to devote my entirety to them, so why wont anyone love me?

Fine, if I cant be rational, I am forced to be unrational.

I shower and shave myself. I need to look presentable for tonight. I drive, park my car in an alley somewhere. Now is the time to fi d my prey. I spend the night perusing the streets, until I see her. The moments i laid eyes on her, it was like Cupid's arrow hit it's mark. I had found my target, time to move.

I was a shadow, stalking my newfound love like a lion stalks an antelope, yntil i found my opportunity. I strike, placing a cloth over your face, until you fell limp in my arms. I whisper "it's okay, my love, i will carry you in my arms for as long as you need".

I carry you to my car, place you in the front seat, and drive back to our new love den. When we get back home, i change you into something more comfortable, a little silk onesie my friends gave me as a pratical joke. And put you in my bed. To prevent you from escaping, i grab a bike chain from the garage, and lick your leg to the bedpost. I then sleep on the couch, as not to startle you in the morning.

When i wake up, I check on you, sleeping soundly. I then go to the kitchen and make some pancakes, slipping some fertility drugs into them. As soon as the first pancake is flipped, i hear you begin to wake...

Hi! I figured for this RP, we could rp you slowly falling for my "charms", until we get married and have children. Im pretty vanilla, so im up for whatever kinks you may have.

I hope to hear from you!

Edit: third times the charm!