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Cafe Saint Ex was packed last night!! Lots of study buddies and baddies were in the building.... I was club hopping between the Elevated Lounge smoke shop on 18th... It's a dispensary, you can also come in relax watch some tv and smoke some bud with your buddies or make new ones! Desperados, (happy hour from 4 to 8 everyday!!!$4 wings good af!!) Cafe Saint Ex, (this is home base for me) lol, twelve after twelve (first time there and it was magnificent! So much ass being thrown and you can smoke on the inside!!), then back to Cafe Saint Ex... I would've stayed at The Ex all night but my homies wanted to club hop! So if you were there last night and you didn't see me, l apologize but This dick will be down there tonight at 11 pm till 2 am tonight.. Thin black pants in case any study buddies or baddies want to come up and "accidentally" bump into my hard hanging dick or want to grab it... last night I had on red pants out having fun in the city.. Tonight I'm in all black while on the clock... Come help me fulfill your public play fantasy by standing in front of me sneakily, while I rub this dick all on your shoulder or your back, then you unknowingly slide your hand behind you searching for my dick. Then just when you think you can't find it... I slide this slab of beef out my zipper and place it in the palm of your hand.. Then you squeeze on it, tug on it!!! Oh wait.. Your friend is trying to talk to you... Stand straight up and act like you not holding a fat thick meat stick behind your back.. They're talking about how much fun they are having.. You squeeze harder.. They laugh and say they like the music, you tug faster.. Then you realize, You're ready for me to pull your titties out and let you play with this dick how you see fit... So you wiggle my dick, letting me know to put it away so you can tell your friends to step off.. You do so, then turn to me and say... Take me to where I can have fun with that dick... I say it ain't nothing but a word!!!!
Come find me tonight so we can finish the rest of the story!!! I'll be the one with his hair up like a pineapple!!" See you soon Study Buddies and baddies!!
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