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Little about us - we are an average built 26y old couple just looking for a little fun. He is 6’ 230 and 5”. She is 5’8” 160 34C We are primarily vanilla but do have some kinks. We love taking pics, especially outside, and I love my heels. I really want to be splitroasted and he really wants to record that. We like going out on weekends and late nights watching movies. Hard rules for us is a couple normal meet ups to check the vibe. No means no, and stop means stop. Any non partner sex REQUIRES a condom. We aren’t interested in your pregnant wife and we don’t live on Reddit, this isn’t our life, this is for fun.

COUPLES - We are really interested and is our priority. (First time with a couple, but extremely interested.)(ideally looking for same room, fourway, hardswap) similar in age and similar builds preferred. HWP and DDF. No beards please

LADIES - To the front. (We have been in 4 threeways and have some experience, tell Us about yours and we can see if we align)

GENTLEMEN - However not wildly interested in, you’re welcome to try and shoot your shot. Must be normal, non cocky respectful guys, Normal sized. Ideally 6” or smaller, circumcised,and well shaven. 6’ or shorter preferred. (BBC/BWC, Overly cocky, or otherwise rude will be ignored)(just be normal please) (don’t expect a response as this isn’t what we are really after)(if you can’t include pictures, don’t expect a response either) No beards please

If you’re interested, send a picture of yourself and a little about you. (Location, age, and a little about you goes a long way) (single word messages will be ignored)

BE ABLE TO VERIFY IF ASKED, A verification picture is simple. It should be a selfie of you (and partner if applicable) holding a crumpled piece of paper, on the paper write TODAYS DATE and YOUR HANDLE. (It’s not that freaking hard)(before you ask, we have one PINNED at the top of our page)(You can do it clothed or naked, we don’t care, your just proving your real.)(No, we will not give out our private snapchats prior to this, so stop asking)

If you can’t follow the verification process when asked, we will assume you to be not real, and subsequently blocked. If disrespectful, annoying, or weird, you can also expect to be blocked. Remember that you are reaching out to us, so by nature of that, you should prepare for OUR verification process.