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38 [m4f] #Uptown The rain shouldn’t be the only thing getting you soaked this week
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DFW_Hookup is a male age 38 looking for a female in Uptown
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38yo, white, fit, DDF (420 friendly), non-smoker. Got a pic on my profile, more than happy to share more.

Walked outside earlier when it was pouring rain, my face got absolutely drenched, and it hit me that I haven’t made a post on here in a little while.

My love for eating pussy is indescribable. I mean, you ever give a dog one of those kong toys filled with peanut butter and watch them do nothing but spend the rest of the afternoon licking on it; like their whole point of existence is just to lick that toy? Yeah… that’s how it be sometimes.

Here’s the best part: if you hate my dad jokes and tortured metaphors, you can just force my face between your thighs and shut me right up.

If you find this post intriguing enough to reach out, send me a message and tell me if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what it would be and why.

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Profile updated: 5 days ago
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a male
Age
38
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a female
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6 months ago