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38 [m4f] - #Uptown Total Eclipse of my face
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Average height, fit build and I have tattoos and a beard. All the girls say I’m pretty fly (for a white guy).
You a freaky ass umbraphile looking to have your full moon totality someone’s face? Then girl, step right up because I’ve got just the seat for you to watch this eclipse (it’s my face, you can sit on my face).
Shit, I even went all out and got some Xtabentum to drink so we can do it like the Mayans did (meaning I sacrifice my tongue to Worship your body).
I will lick you from your head to your toes, I’ll even move from the bed down to the floor. More or less I’ll make it so good you don’t wanna leave.
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This is hilarious head to toe. Absolute art.
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Profile updated: 1 day ago
Posts updated: 8 months ago
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a male
Age
38
Looking For
a female
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- 8 months ago
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