Ok, this is going to sound odd, but the Starbucks near my house has like NO parking in the morning.
So, what I'm looking for is a girl who wants to crash with me the night before, and then in the morning, ride in my car with me past the Starbucks, so I can have someone run in without me having to find parking.
I'll pay for the Starbucks and up to one (1) baked item. No venti's. You can leave a tip if the barista is worthy of one, but make sure to bring me the receipt.
I understand that we are human beings with our own individual ugly needs, so if we should happen to let our bodies get the better of ourselves for hours and hours the night before, then there isn't really much I can do about that, but - this is about coffee - but I won’t argue if you could give me a good blow job while I play video games, that would be SWEET. But the real oral delight taking place will be when those sweet Arabica beans are hitting our lips.
Got it? Ok, cool. Be sure to send a picture so I can tell if we're going to be looking good sipping Starbucks together in my sweet ride (1991 two-tone Saturn).
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