I'm looking for simplicity. I'm looking for a dude that thinks dudes should be able to hang out naked, talk about whatever, get loose and relaxed, and masturbate together. I'm in a marriage that is sun setting, and looking to explore some simple bi-curious tendencies. By simple I mean no kissing, no making out, no role play, no humiliation, no cross dressing, no exotic sex toys, no glory holes, no car play, and absolutely no anal. I buried the lead there. I will not entertain any conversation about butt sex, penetration, etc. I don't drink out of my toilet, I don't shit in my kitchen, and I don't play with butt holes, not even mine. I see a lot of posts in these subs from guys wanting ongoing JO buds. Here I am. Dudes will find this post while horned up and respond with great enthusiasm but after a few days and some post-nut clarity they either go silent or start making up shit ass excuses about not being to chat or meet up. Patience is a virtue, right? I also will not entertain the idea of a blow-n-go. There needs to be *some* chemistry here in chat before getting naked. Meeting up in public for a beer or a few games of pool first would be good. You know, check the vibe, see if a rapport is established.

Here's me: I'm 49, 5'11" 225 lb, a little chubby but not morbidly obese. I'm very big on hygiene. I do shave the dick and balls and expect a JO bud to as well. Great for hygiene but let's face it, bald genitalia is just mind-blowing. I'm techy, a camera gear and filmmaking nerd. I'm sarcastic as fuck and I don't take too much seriously. Humor is how I process the world. I think hanging naked with a dude, exchanging handjobs, full body contact, edging, and frotting could be wicked fun. I've done this exactly ONE time and we kept to ourselves so I'm looking to take the next step to touching and being touched. I can't host and I don't expect anyone else to either but I have a solution for this. I'll talk about it privately.

I'm tired of the bullshit. Serious respondents only. If you're not willing to get to know someone just a little bit before pulling your dick out than I say thanks for reading and good luck on your search.