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55 [M4F] The Bear Necessities (In the forest)
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Feisty-Extreme-3535 is a male age 55 looking for a female in Dallas, TX
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OK so here's the thing, what I'd like to do is have each of us dress up in bear costumes and do the nasty. I've got a costume that fits pretty good and I've Fabreezed it, so it's ready to go. It would be great if you have your own costume, but it's cool if you don't. I've got a spare one (also Fabreezed, size 10). Looks aren't critical because you'll be wearing a bear head but your size is important cuz I can't afford any alterations to the bear suit.

I've decorated my bedroom with shrubs and bushes (really just potted plants and a fake Ficus tree from World Market), some honey pots, and a kiddie pool filled with salmon to make it as authentic as possible. All you have to do is show up and suit up.

Please respond with 3 or 4 sentences and describe what makes you the best candidate for the spare suit and remember, no lengthy responses and refrain from using run-on sentences to get around the rules!

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