Me: Married, discreet, chubby at 5'11" 225, looking for DL naked bro time.

You: Chill as fuck and down to engage in safe, simple naked fun.

I'm NOT looking for cuddling, making out, anything to do with anal, role playing, domination and submission, master/slave, footjobs, or most other extreme kinks.

I AM looking to hang naked with another dude and swap handjobs until we shoot our loads. I've only done this one other time. My work schedule is sporadic so I'm not looking for something quick and dirty. I believe in getting to know the people you hang naked with at least a little bit. We dont' have to get into family histories but we should be able to hold conversations about hobbies, life experiences, etc.

In the spirit of being 100% upfront and honest, I have some preferences as we all do. Here are mine:

I'm 47 years old. My preferred age range for a JO bud is 30-50I'm a chubby dude. Ideally, you are a bit chubby as well. My self-esteem can't handle a jock bro gym rat.I have no race preference. Just be chill as fuck.Hygiene and body grooming - yes please. We're dudes. We can be some nasty-ass dirtballs when we don't take care of our shit. I am a firm believer in daily showers and manscaping. Hair in dark damp places has no benefits. I shave dick AND balls. It's tightly trimmed or smooth at all times. If you manscape as well, I'm open to trying some light oral fun as well. No committment on this before meeting up and being on full display for each other.

If you've gotten this far and you think this might work out, DM me but do NOT ask if I'm on other platforms like Telegram or Kik or WhatsApp. I'm keeping this on reddit. Now you know, you don't have to ask. :) We can exchange good conversation and pictures in the DMs here on reddit.

I can't host and I don't expect anyone else to either. And carplay is simply out of the question. If that's your thing, good luck on your continued search. To keep it safe and neutral, I am willing to grab a hotel room for a couple of hours that is most convenient for both of us. When we get to the point of booking hotel rooms, the trust will be there on both sides.

To sum up, what have we learned here today? I'm a 47 year-old white, chubby, discreet married dude looking to meetup with a chill, like-minded dude for some naked touching time and JO bonding. A recurring meetup would be nice. Let's go!