Here's the deal. I'm 47, white, 5'11" 215. I'm in a marriage-turned-roommates situation. I'm about to enter a new chapter in life and I want to find a partner for some naked bro time. A real friend. I want to get to know someone that is fucking down to hang naked, talk about whatever we're interested in, and relieve some stress. No strings, just discrete fun. No anal, no kissing, no role playing or humiliation. I don't need all of the weird kinky shit that gets invented everyday. Smoke and mirror nonsense. I thoroughly enjoy masturbation so let's do this!
I've got pics on my profile. If you're chubby like me, with a small dick, groomed, trimmed, or shaved smooth, and fairly inexperienced with other dudes like me, you're at the front of the line. Serious inquiries only, please. I'm tired of people saying "hey" in comments or DMs and then nothing else. Be able to hold a conversation. If you're looking for blow-n-go, move on. There's plenty of sticky glory holes waiting for you within other subs. If you're substantially hairy, no thanks. I am naturally pretty hairless and looking for something more in my lane.
I will never host meetups and don't expect anyone else to either. Dumb thing to do for many reasons so I won't even entertain the idea. I will insist on having naked bro times in clean hotel rooms with dirt cheap day rates, my treat. We just have to get along and genuinely be naked buds who are mature, respectful, well-mannered, and have wicked senses of humor. Being naked is fun! Let's just have fun and leave the awkwardness at the door.
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