Nifty, nifty, give your dress a lifty,

Show Daddy your pink ’n’ perky pearl.

Your underwear drawer is always empty,

‘Cause you’ve never been a panty-wearing girl.

Lifty, lifty, your pearl is pretty nifty,

I love the way you give it a tweak and a twirl.

Your overwear drawer is full-full-full,

‘Cause you’ve always been a stylish little girl.

Over bendy bendy you dirty little Wendy,

Show Daddy your kyooty, roundy, fluffy, bubbly little assy.

Your paddle drawer is always never-never ever empty,

‘Cause you’ve always been an ass-in-the-air spanking-loving Sassy.

Tweak and twirl, rub and swirl that beautiful little gifty,

You just can’t help yourself, you love to leak all over Daddy.

Start counting down your booty swats starting at the number fifty,

It’s only when I stop that piglet girlie gets all saddy.

Bouncy, bouncy, happy, happy,

Cummy, cummy, nappy, nappy.

Wakey, wakey, kuddly, kissy,

See how Daddy loves his sweet-wet missy.