Messy, messy little bessy,

Always lifting her little dressy.

Cock-drunky punky squeals like a monkey,

She rides him until Teddy is soakie and sunkie.

He called me a slut with a jewel-filled butt,

Who drools and gets wet when she sees Daddy’s what!

I know that he’s right, that smiley-chubby pinkie;

But I had to shut him up with my poonie and my stinky.

I really cooked his goose, when I covered him with my juice;

But I felt him trying to slide his pinky paw into my caboose.

He had me feeling sassy, so I put the vibe into my assy;

My moans and groans and dirty grunts were anything but Klassy.

So I rode him and vibed, and rode him and vibed, until HE was pussy-drunk with my river;

Now he’s the one just laying there happily bathed in what my tighty-hot poonie done deliver.