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From the makers of "Do men experience longing" and "Why traditional couples referring to each other by gender neutral pronouns will bring back the Salem Witch Trials" comes the new Holiday Classic "Why straights probably don't actually like music".

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There's discourse about how a straight couple referring to each other as spouse/partner/another gender neutral title in front of others is Bad™. I haven't been able to ascertain why it's supposedly Bad™ but thankfully there's been a degree of pushback regarding the idea.

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Imbalanced gut microbiome, Vitamin D deficiency, Peter Pan syndrome, chronic sleep deprivation leading to grey matter loss in the frontal lobe.

Plenty other things, but those are the main ones. 😅

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You would think so and frankly I agree, but there's some pretty loud crowing to the contrary going on. No it doesn't make sense to me either.

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I also can’t wait until someone argues the opposite take, and says it’s inherently wrong to use gendered terms like “wife” or “husband.”

Oh that... that is on the horizon, ain't it. 😅😅😅

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Yes that's a genuine debate. 🫠

I've been trying to track it down but the general vibe is somewhere between "do men perceive other people as real"¹ and "do men ever feel a sense of romantic longing or general whist fullness or do they just not really have an emotional landscape that encompasses anything but the present?"

Fascinating stuff.

¹There is a 'joke' (the punchline is sexism) that goes something like this: "Men take LSD and realize what a 12 year old girls realize in their bedrooms on their own".

Very fascinating stuff.

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🫣🤐🤐🤐

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Sounds hot I mean what

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Which is interesting considering the corner it comes from.

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😄

That was over used and In the end over hated but it still very much applies.

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