Long term relationships are a lot of work and dating a King's cock can be challenging, especially for a brainless puppy, a fat piggy that only dreams about cum or any other type of woman that knows here place.

As a King, I'm here to help you, though. (I will accept "thank you"s in the form of you kissing my cock)

Here are a few tips to help you little puppies with keeping the spark alive in your relationship with your King's cock.

Quick reminder: you are your king's property. You do not date your king. Your king is not yours. You are only dating your king's cock.

Tip #1: Never stop dating each other. Plan dates with your King's cock. Take your king out to a bar and let him have you in the bar's bathroom. Bonus tip: don't wear any underwear. It only gets in the way.

Tip #2: Show appreciation daily. It's easy to forget the little things we do for each other in all of our relationships. Don't forget to compliment your king and his cock and to say thank you often. If your king slaps you across the face with their cock, cry (you're pretty when you do that), but also say "thank you" and "that's what i deserve".

Tip #3: Make physical touch a priority. Wake your King up with a blowjob. Hold his balls in your hand while he sleeps. Suck him off while he watches the game. Ask your king to put a finger up your ass while you order at a fast food place or while you sit down at a restaurant. Give him a quick handy while waiting at a red light.

Tip #4: Try new things together. Your King may have fucked all of your holes and stuffed them full of cum. But has he done so in public? Has he done so in front of your friends? Has he fucked you while you're asleep? Has he fucked your friends? Keep experimenting with new experiences. They keep the spark alive.

Tip #5: Schedule time to disconnect. In order to love you, your King needs to fuck other holes. Book him solo trips to other destinations where he can meet other women to fuck. Ask for pictures and fall asleep edging to the images of him fucking better women than you. If you can't afford this, arrange for your king to fuck your friends. Don't have any friends because you're a dumb little puppy? Ask a sister, a cousin or another relative you trust.

Tip #6: Reflect on your journey together. Tell your king how proud you are of becoming his cock's slut. Take pictures of you and his cock often and use them as a phone or laptop wallpaper. Decorate your nightstand with a picture of his cock. Keep a photo of your King's cock in your wallet.

Tip #7: Schedule time to disconnect together. Take a trip in nature and don't pack anything. Travel naked in the car too and hike naked (you may wear shoes). Ask your king to fuck your brains out and degrade you out in nature. Your king will enjoy the scenery.