The 1950s were much simpler. A woman used to date a man and with so much reading material available on how to date one successfully, women didn't have any issues in finding and securing a life-long match.

Times have changed. The year is 2024, radical feminism has come and gone and the smartest girlies are not interested in dating men anymore - they want to be owned by Kings and date their cocks.

To help you little puppies in successfully dating your King's cock, here is a practical guide, complete with tips and tricks.

1. Show Genuine Appreciation. Everyone needs to feel valued and that includes your King's Cock. Make a habit out of noticing and appreciating the little things it does for you.

Tip: If your King cums all over your face after making you choke on his cock, say "Thank you so much for making me your cumslut. I love you" then give his cock a big, wet kiss.

1. Support your Cock's ambitions. Your King may be working towards a promotion, starting a new business or be otherwise preoccupied with other manly endeavours. Thankfully, you don't need to concern yourself with any of that. You are not dating your King, you are dating his Cock. Support your King's Cock's ambitions.

Tip: If your King wants to fuck your asshole often, make sure you're lubed up when he gets home from work. If you're too tight and the pain of anal sex hurts too much, just shut up and take it like a good girl.

1. Learn to compromise. You may want something, but your King's cock may want something else. Remember, your King's will is your command.

Tip: If you're ovulating and craving your King to flood your fertile womb with waves of hot cum, but your King would rather fuck your throat, compromise. Take it down your throat and thank him for denying you.

1. Keep the romance alive. Tell your King that you're madly in love with his cock. Don't let your King or his cock forget just how much love you carry in your heart for them.

Tip: Write a handwritten letter addressed to your King's cock directly. Pour your heart out and tell it that between air and cock, you would always choose cock.

1. Respect your King's Cock's independence. While time spent together is valuable in any relationship, two healthy partners in a relationship need to have their independence.

Tip: If your King's Cock wants to get a massage from another woman, you should understand that it does not mean anything for the relationship between the two of you. Your King is free to see and fuck other women. Remember you are his property, not his partner. You are only dating his cock, not him.

1. Build a strong friendship. The foundation of any relationship is strong friendship. You and your King's cock should be best friends, not just lovers.

Tip: Watch movies and tv series and cuddle with your King's cock. Cuddle up next to it, kiss it, caress it, suck it while you bond as friends.

1. Make memories together. Cherish every second you spend with your King's Cock. Take pictures often in order to capture the moment.

Tip: Use a selfie of you and your King's Cock as a wallpaper for your phone, so you think of your partner every time you unlock your phone.