Rules are the best thing that can happen to relationships between a man and his woman. While most posts on here are extreme, all of you lurking ladies know how to recognise the seed of truth in those filthy stories and captioned images:

You are your king's subordinate. You don't deserve to be anywhere but at your king's feet. You're naturally inferior - your place is under your king, that's just the nature of your being. You are your king's property to do with as he pleases. And so on.

You recognise these truths as self-evident and you live by them, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Here are a few more rules that build upon these truths. I implement them with success and you should count yourself lucky if you find a real King who recognises your inferiority and can hold yourself accountable against this set of rules.

1. You are your king's property, fully, body and mind. Your king controls your body, your holes, your fluids and equally your thoughts, dreams and desires.

   1. Your king is your priority. With every breath you take, you live one more moment on this planet solely to serve him, his needs, his pleasures

2. There are no limits beyond which your king cannot control you. You are his, fully. If your king wants you to get on your knees and bark, you will. If your king wants to share you with his friends, he will. If your king wants you naked in public, you will strip yourself down and be excited to receive the public humiliation. If your king commands you to hold your orgasms, you hold. If he commands you to pee yourself in public, you do and endure the shame.

3. Your only value is bringing your king calm and pleasure into his life. You are lucky to massage his feet and his cock. You are lucky to swallow his spit. You are lucky to bathe him. You are lucky to spend every second of your life servicing him.

4. Your king controls your diet. Your priority is looking the way your king needs you to look like for him to enjoy your body. If he needs you to diet, you diet. If he needs you to spend a week in the gym, you do it. If he makes you only eat cock for a week, you're thankful for it.

5. (Or 5b) your king controls your looks. Hair? His choice. Nails? His choice. Tattoos and piercings? His choice. Clothes (or lack there of)? Also his choice. You are lucky and happy to give up control. He owns you. Choice no longer exists for you.

6. You are beneath your king. You do not deserve your king. Your king is the best thing that ever happened to you. You are lucky to be owned by him.

7. You are not dating your king. You are your king's property. You are in an open relationship with King's cock and you will refer to your relationship as such when discussing your relationship with anybody. You love your partner (your king's cock). You are owned by your king. Your king is free to use his cock however he pleases, with you or with anybody else.