This is the first installment of an ongoing series in how to be a better slut for men. I’m grouping broadly and writing quickly. Read carefully and take the valuable parts.

Today is for college-aged cunts. Not everyone desires or needs college; for reference, I mean between legal adulthood at 18 and actual adulthood, a line I draw around the age of 24.

If you’re an 18 year old whore already, good for you. Keep it up. This post probably doesn’t apply. For the rest of you:

First of all: you may, for the first time, be living apart from your parents. You should be taking full advantage of this. Bring men home. Rub your cunt at 11 in the morning. Sext, videochat, and take nudes; worst case a roomie sees you. Buy sex toys. Be creative.

You should be using your freedom to increase your devotion to sexual pleasure. This is the important point.

As you begin to move through the world as an adult, shake off the structures of youth. If you see an attractive man or woman, compliment them. Wear skirts and dresses more; spread your legs a little if you see someone looking. Sit or stand close to men on the train. Smile more. Dress to suit your body, and show more skin than you think you should. Everyone above 18 is a potential sexual partner. Act like it.

The cold truth is for a lot of men your sexual value will never be higher than it is right now. Call it whatever you want — and I’m not sure I personally agree — but many (most?) men want to fuck a 19 or 21 year old. Think of yourself as an object of lust.

Explore your sexual fantasies and desires with men. More importantly, indulge theirs.

I doubt many of you will go out and suck a cock because I told you to. But this post might rattle around in your head when you’re at a party, and you’ll think of yourself as something to be fucked. That’s good.

My train ride is ending, so this note is too. Part 2 will be for young adults, roughly 24-35.