Just a happy Sunday note for you all today.

You should own a sharpie or other permanent marker. If you don’t have one and you enjoy reading this subreddit, I genuinely recommend making a trip out to the store to buy one. You’ll probably find the trip exciting.

A sharpie is a multipurpose tool for you. It can go inside any of your holes, in any order. It’s not thick enough to stretch any but the tightest cunts, so it can be an effective way to give yourself some pleasure without tipping over the edge into orgasm.

I’ll write another note on why you should carefully limit your orgasms. Or, preferably, why someone else should control them entirely.

Thin enough not to stretch your pussy. This means it’s thin enough to go in your asshole. As always, be careful with anal play and flared bases are preferable, but I won’t pretend some of you have never stuck a pen in your ass before. I personally recommend a hairbrush if toys are lacking.

It won’t do much in your mouth, but you can perhaps gag yourself, practice sucking on something to feel extra slutty while you rub your brain away, or taste your other holes on it.

Ass, cunt, mouth. Multipurpose.

Finally, you can write on yourself in a relatively durable way. That way, when you’ve cum and your post-orgasm shame is telling you to forget what you just did, you won’t be able to deny it. Especially if “cocksleeve” is written across your stomach.

For those of you who are timid, guilty readers, I have a suggestion: mark your wrist, thigh, or other body part with a simple line or dot. Preferably somewhere you will see it regularly. Send proof to someone or don’t; either way you will have a regular, visible reminder that you want to be a submissive fucktoy. You can live your normal life knowing that in a small way you’re demonstrating this to the world.