Yes you. You’re probably rubbing your needy little cunt while you read this. If you’re a good girl you’re shoving something inside yourself already.

One of the great joys of sex is just how messy it really is — sweat, spit, cum, tongues, holes — and masturbating politely fails to capture that.

Good girls aren’t proud. You will cum harder if you cast aside restraint and embrace degrading acts during masturbation. In some ways even vanilla sex is degrading: men fuck you and fill your body with their fluids. You are in some meaningful way built to be a fluid receptacle. A cumdump.

So be nastier. You there, rubbing under your covers in the dark of night, say it out loud even if you have to whisper: “I want someone to fuck my little cunt.” That’s a decent mantra.

Go further. “I want a man to spit in my mouth.”

“I’m a needy little fuck pig.”

“I want daddy to fuck my face.”

Words have power. Make yourself say them.

Likewise, why haven’t you ever spit on your hand and rubbed it all over your face while you finger fuck your leaky slit? Because it’s gross? A silly excuse when you’re already thinking of balls in your mouth and a fat, heavy cock lying across your face.

Taste yourself. Try a finger in your asshole if you haven’t. Push your knees to your chest like there’s a man on top of you and feel so deliciously exposed.

Hump a pillow like a bitch in heat.

You’re there in your mind. Make your words and actions reflect what you really want. You’ll cum harder. When you’re lucky enough to have someone fucking you, you’ll be ready to be and do whatever they want.