The rule in our house is “Fairness always”. We all know that the world isn't fair but we gotta try, right?So there are a few ways to keep the world as fair as possible.

• MEN aka Pervs: if you want him to share my naughty parts and naughtier skills, you need to have something in trade.
• Option 1 (preferred by far): bring a female to play with him. You have access to as many holes as she allows him to use.
• Option 2: Bring a gift, toy, accessory, or other fun item that can be used to play with friends (no lingerie accepted) The better the item, then the better place in line and in me.
• Option 3: Cash is king… If you would like to donate to the playtime fund, we accept cash donations to cover expenses such as fuel, hotels, toys, etc. I'm not a "professional" but it isn't cheap to be a proper dirty whore. Like in option 2, The better the donation, then the better place in line and in me.
• Ladies aka Whores and Pervs: if you want me, he gets you 1st (or we can all play together) Don’t worry, I’ll clean you all up when he’s done.